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Post by whisky on May 15, 2022 15:44:04 GMT
Hi all I’ve been lurking around the forum for a while now so thought it’s time to say hello. Unlike a lot of you I have no military background unless you can count a stint in the TA when younger. At 70 I fit into the daft old farts category. I’ve had motorhomes and the odd caravan for the last 40 years so some of my knowledge might come in useful. Looking at the humour and irreverence on the forum I think I will fit right in. But most of all thanks for having me as a member. John.
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Post by Sir Rowley Birkin on May 15, 2022 16:04:50 GMT
Welcome, Whisky. Humour and irreverence, yes. But are you objectionable and foul-mouthed enough? You'll fit in well with all the pissheads on here, though...! *hic!*
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Barry B'stard
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Post by Barry B'stard on May 15, 2022 16:22:54 GMT
Hello Whisky. Welcome to the home for bewildered and obnoxious old farts. Well I'm not old or obnoxious of course. Anything goes on here as you have probably seen although we also have a private Argument clinic forum in the style of Monty Python if you fancy a virtual punch up. You have to request access though and pass some kind of initiation test / ceremony that Boggers (Sir Rowley whats his face) will now make up.
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Post by Sir Rowley Birkin on May 15, 2022 17:33:58 GMT
Hello Whisky. Welcome to the home for bewildered and obnoxious old farts. Well I'm not old or obnoxious of course. Anything goes on here as you have probably seen although we also have a private Argument clinic forum in the style of Monty Python if you fancy a virtual punch up. You have to request access though and pass some kind of initiation test / ceremony that Boggers (Sir Rowley whats his face) will now make up. Paint yer arse gold... Stick yer finger up it... And... Gold finger! Send us a picture of it an' yer IN, my son! 🖕 😄😄😄
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Post by 747 on May 15, 2022 17:47:02 GMT
Welcome to the Sunset Home for the Bewildered.
Has anyone seen Matron? I have had a little accident.
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Post by Joe66 on May 15, 2022 18:04:49 GMT
Welcome to the Sunset Home for the Bewildered.
Has anyone seen Matron? I have had a little accident. Well could hardly have a big accident Welcome whisky
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Post by bumfluff on May 15, 2022 18:16:01 GMT
Welcome to the forum whisky. As you will have probably noticed most of the group are a load of senile old farts who seem to think that they own some kind of motorhome. The only person on here that has anything with an engine is some bloke called Barry and all he has is a poxy little motor scooter that he sits on making brum brum noises. If you require any further information please just ask away. P.S. I see that you live in Nottingham which isn't all that far from me so please don't think that you can just call me on the scrounge.
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Post by Milly on May 16, 2022 7:20:20 GMT
Just to say hello to you Whisky.
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Post by Sir Rowley Birkin on May 16, 2022 8:10:23 GMT
No response... Is Whisky pissed ? Again??
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Post by whisky on May 16, 2022 10:27:25 GMT
Thanks for all of the welcome posts. Pissed again probably as I have my own mini micro brewery. I only make beers, lager, wine, etc. etc. 🍺🍷🍹 Did make a still two years ago, made myself ill for a week, so gave that away. Pity I can’t Brew diesel. 😂
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Post by Barry B'stard on May 16, 2022 10:41:52 GMT
Thanks for all of the welcome posts. Pissed again probably as I have my own mini micro brewery. I only make beers, lager, wine, etc. etc. 🍺🍷🍹 Did make a still two years ago, made myself ill for a week, so gave that away. Pity I can’t Brew diesel. 😂 Hmm. Its unusual for a new member with just two posts to earn an award (see below your Avatar) but I have awarded you the free beer loyalty award as I am sure you will want to be sending me some "samples" just so I can do a nice review for you for the other members (you can charge them of course).
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Post by whisky on May 16, 2022 12:01:49 GMT
Thanks for the award Boss. As originally a Macentac (a few might get that.) travel quite a lot between Notts and Northumberland stopping off in North Yorkshire most trips so it is very possible our path may cross. Always have plenty of supplies on the big white box and happy to share. 🍻
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Post by Barry B'stard on May 16, 2022 12:31:12 GMT
This is what we need on here. Generous members! Ive been trying to get that Gnome (747) to share his Malt whisky and special Gnome Turnip Firewater for about ten years! Tight Bastud!!!
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Post by whisky on May 16, 2022 13:58:37 GMT
Got a few gallons of parsnip wine about 5 years old very like a weird whisky like taste. Not to bad after the first couple of glasses but the head ache. Bloody hell. 😝
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Post by Joe66 on May 16, 2022 14:12:22 GMT
Thanks for all of the welcome posts. Pissed again probably as I have my own mini micro brewery. I only make beers, lager, wine, etc. etc. 🍺🍷🍹 Did make a still two years ago, made myself ill for a week, so gave that away. Pity I can’t Brew diesel. 😂 Fuck me whisky, you have dropped yourself in the shite telling Bazza you have a micro brewery, expect a visit VERY soon.
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