Barry B'stard
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Post by Barry B'stard on May 16, 2022 15:36:04 GMT
Thanks for all of the welcome posts. Pissed again probably as I have my own mini micro brewery. I only make beers, lager, wine, etc. etc. 🍺🍷🍹 Did make a still two years ago, made myself ill for a week, so gave that away. Pity I can’t Brew diesel. 😂 Fuck me whisky, you have dropped yourself in the shite telling Bazza you have a micro brewery, expect a visit VERY soon. Yes well it is customary to get around and visit as many new members as possible and some old ones. The Hank the Tank tour starts soon all being well so nobody is safe will be left out.
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Post by Milly on May 16, 2022 15:37:57 GMT
What’s going on, I’m getting adverts for blue tablets called Viagra. Something you lot will need soon coz you’ll be getting brewers droop.
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Post by 747 on May 16, 2022 16:13:03 GMT
Thanks for the award Boss. As originally a Macentac (a few might get that.) travel quite a lot between Notts and Northumberland stopping off in North Yorkshire most trips so it is very possible our path may cross. Always have plenty of supplies on the big white box and happy to share. 🍻 Some call me a mackem because I was born in Ryhope. Back then only people born in the Town (as it was then) of Sunderland were called mackems. I class myself as a Durham lad, a proper one because I worked underground in the Durham coalfield.
Nowadays, tragically Ryhope was absorbed into the City of Sunderland and also into the new County of Tyne and Wear. I now live in the lovely Spa Town of Gateshead, with scenic views of the River Tyne and the gasworks. I still refuse to recognise Tyne and Wear, Gateshead is in County Durham ... end of.
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Barry B'stard
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Post by Barry B'stard on May 16, 2022 17:09:43 GMT
What’s going on, I’m getting adverts for blue tablets called Viagra. Something you lot will need soon coz you’ll be getting brewers droop. Whaddaya mean "soon"? Not me of course.
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Post by Sir Rowley Birkin on May 16, 2022 17:35:23 GMT
Devon here... just sayin'...
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Post by Milly on May 16, 2022 18:54:39 GMT
Devon here... just sayin'... What are you not saying that’s the point or doesn’t it point anymore, sulking is it? 😁
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whisky
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Post by whisky on May 17, 2022 10:22:10 GMT
I don’t know much about medical things, but can someone explain to me. As lots of older men have high blood pressure problems and have to take a tablet every day to reduce their blood pressure. If the were to take a blue Viagra thingy surely they are to increase said blood pressure to pump things up so to speak. Now in my mind one counteracts the other. So thinking that. You would be back in the position you started out as. If you didn’t take the daily tablet and only took the blue thingy what would be the effects of that. Just asking for a friend . 🍷🤔
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Barry B'stard
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Post by Barry B'stard on May 17, 2022 12:33:42 GMT
I don’t know much about medical things, but can someone explain to me. As lots of older men have high blood pressure problems and have to take a tablet every day to reduce their blood pressure. If the were to take a blue Viagra thingy surely they are to increase said blood pressure to pump things up so to speak. Now in my mind one counteracts the other. So thinking that. You would be back in the position you started out as. If you didn’t take the daily tablet and only took the blue thingy what would be the effects of that. Just asking for a friend . 🍷🤔 What you need is a "Shakira". Here's one I made earlier. Much earlier as you can see I am somewhat slightly more slender than I am now but that is due to 9 years of Motorhome Fruitcakes driving me to drink and cheese. No Viagra necessary but I cant guarantee you might not have a heart attack, always read the label.
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Post by 747 on May 17, 2022 15:47:10 GMT
I don’t know much about medical things, but can someone explain to me. As lots of older men have high blood pressure problems and have to take a tablet every day to reduce their blood pressure. If the were to take a blue Viagra thingy surely they are to increase said blood pressure to pump things up so to speak. Now in my mind one counteracts the other. So thinking that. You would be back in the position you started out as. If you didn’t take the daily tablet and only took the blue thingy what would be the effects of that. Just asking for a friend . 🍷🤔 It's simple enough to work out.
You have high blood pressure, the penis enlarges because it is filled with blood, therefore dropping the pressure elsewhere in the body.
If you are still nervous about taking viagra, simply strap 2 lollipop sticks to your penis to make it more rigid (and less floppy).
Simples.
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Joe66
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Post by Joe66 on May 17, 2022 16:09:21 GMT
I don’t know much about medical things, but can someone explain to me. As lots of older men have high blood pressure problems and have to take a tablet every day to reduce their blood pressure. If the were to take a blue Viagra thingy surely they are to increase said blood pressure to pump things up so to speak. Now in my mind one counteracts the other. So thinking that. You would be back in the position you started out as. If you didn’t take the daily tablet and only took the blue thingy what would be the effects of that. Just asking for a friend . 🍷🤔 It's simple enough to work out.
You have high blood pressure, the penis enlarges because it is filled with blood, therefore dropping the pressure elsewhere in the body.
If you are still nervous about taking viagra, simply strap 2 lollipop sticks to your penis to make it more rigid (and less floppy).
Simples.
Good advise about the lolly sticks Jim but I cant find two long enough for my little man.
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Post by 747 on May 17, 2022 17:30:03 GMT
Barry uses 2 matchsticks allegedly.
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Post by Sir Rowley Birkin on May 17, 2022 17:52:39 GMT
I don’t know much about medical things, but can someone explain to me. As lots of older men have high blood pressure problems and have to take a tablet every day to reduce their blood pressure. If the were to take a blue Viagra thingy surely they are to increase said blood pressure to pump things up so to speak. Now in my mind one counteracts the other. So thinking that. You would be back in the position you started out as. If you didn’t take the daily tablet and only took the blue thingy what would be the effects of that. Just asking for a friend . 🍷🤔 It's simple enough to work out.
You have high blood pressure, the penis enlarges because it is filled with blood, therefore dropping the pressure elsewhere in the body.
If you are still nervous about taking viagra, simply strap 2 lollipop sticks to your penis to make it more rigid (and less floppy).
Simples.
Only TWO??
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Post by ray on May 19, 2022 17:07:37 GMT
As a conisus coniser err someone who is an expert on Scottish medicine, welcome!.
By the way, I am the sensible one on here if I am sober.
ray.
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