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Post by prof20 on Jul 1, 2015 17:22:58 GMT
Nasa reported a bright light shining up from North East Scotland starting at 9 am this morning. On further investigation from the International Space Station, it turns out to be the reflected glow of thousands of peely-wally Moray folk trying to get a tan as soon as the Sun is available. "Their bodies are so pale they reflect the sunlight back up into space when they take their tops off, creating a phenomenon known as Peelywally Glare". said a boffin. The same phenomenon has been reported from a location in the Mosel valley, indicating the presence of Scots in the area.
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Post by Barry B'stard on Jul 1, 2015 18:11:52 GMT
There is tiny glow coming from The Mosel today as well. Must be Blu.
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Post by cookie on Jul 1, 2015 18:17:10 GMT
There is tiny glow coming from The Mosel today as well. Must be Blu. The same phenomenon has been reported from a location in the Mosel vally, indicating the presence of Scots in the area. doh! .read the whole post boss
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Post by 747 on Jul 1, 2015 18:19:40 GMT
I thought you were going to announce the Second Coming, as prophesised in the Bible.
Then I thought ..... no, impossible, it's Scotland.
They will never find 3 Wise men and a virgin.
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Post by blu on Jul 1, 2015 18:26:07 GMT
There is tiny glow coming from The Mosel today as well. Must be Blu. Twunk I am in the Rhine now you fanny
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Post by prof20 on Jul 1, 2015 18:28:02 GMT
Have you checked your sat-nav? Or did it stop working when you drove into the river? Hope you all got clear.
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Post by Barry B'stard on Jul 1, 2015 20:45:35 GMT
There is tiny glow coming from The Mosel today as well. Must be Blu. Twunk I am in the Rhine now you fanny Well google maps Jock Streetview is fucking crap but we know its you. Anyway its only a few miles away. The two rivers join at Koblenz FFS! Go to the Rhine Falls in Switzerland, just over the border from the Black Forest (you do not need a Vigfecknet thing). Your mission is to jump off the bridge just down from the torrent of water and have a swim. I did it and its brilliant. Swim downstream (Do not try and go upstream as you will die) and you look like Tarzan in those early B&W films where he could swim at 40 miles an hour. Dont go too far though as you will be fucked as there is nowhere to get out.
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Post by prof20 on Jul 1, 2015 21:01:28 GMT
Twunk I am in the Rhine now you fanny Well google maps Jock Streetview is fucking crap but we know its you. Anyway its only a few miles away. The two rivers join at Koblenz FFS! Go to the Rhine Falls in Switzerland, just over the border from the Black Forest (you do not need a Vigfecknet thing). Your mission is to jump off the bridge just down from the torrent of water and have a swim. I did it and its brilliant. Swim downstream (Do not try and go upstream as you will die) and you look like Tarzan in those early B&W films where he could swim at 40 miles an hour. Dont go too far though as you will be fucked as there is nowhere to get out. You're round the twist FFS! A true Fruitcake. Do you want one member less? He's already driven his van into the bloody Rhine!
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Post by Barry B'stard on Jul 1, 2015 21:18:54 GMT
No. Just down a bit from there is a bridge, its not quite as choppy as your photo but you can defo jump off the bridge and swim or if your a big Scottish puffta jump from the side. I done it and Ill have a photo somewhere to back it up. I was going to take the dinghy over that bit in your photo but some Swiss bloke with an MP5 said "Thats right out". Twat.
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Post by prof20 on Jul 2, 2015 12:56:17 GMT
There is tiny glow coming from The Mosel today as well. Must be Blu. Twunk I am in the Rhine now you fanny Am I the only one concerned that blu has driven his motorhome into the Rhine? Are you OK blu? We should all be organising an International Rescue Mission, and providing advice on how to deal with things like a flooded carburettor, or water in the fuel tank. He can borrow my damp meter if he likes.
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Post by Barry B'stard on Jul 2, 2015 13:31:46 GMT
Twunk I am in the Rhine now you fanny Am I the only one concerned that blu has driven his motorhome into the Rhine? Are you OK blu? We should all be organising an International Rescue Mission, and providing advice on how to deal with things like a flooded carburettor, or water in the fuel tank. He can borrow my damp meter if he likes. Yeah.
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Post by prof20 on Jul 2, 2015 18:24:08 GMT
Blu hasn't posted for 23hours. I wonder if he has got the van out of the Rhine yet. Or, he might have taken the Boss's advice and jumped in the rapids. Hope not, although air trapped under his kilt might help him to float.
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Post by Miculo on Jul 2, 2015 18:48:06 GMT
We should have punctured his kilt to obviate that risk. Bad planning.
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Post by blu on Jul 3, 2015 11:44:58 GMT
Feck off wamkers , I got out o the Rhine as Besty is amphibious you fuds, had enougj of geany now heading back to France then will nip back over to do the tango fen run :-) bazza send me the gps for the falls no light take a peek
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Post by blu on Jul 3, 2015 11:48:15 GMT
Ps I am heading to Strasbourg then over I to France for a few days they the toboggan at todtnau! Layrts tosspots
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