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Post by prof20 on Jul 5, 2015 19:10:44 GMT
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Post by Dead Minger on Jul 5, 2015 19:25:19 GMT
They don't talk about number 9 because he has a machine gun .............
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Post by 747 on Jul 5, 2015 21:34:56 GMT
Normally, I am not one to brag but this is so exciting that I have to tell you all.
The Wife was in Homebase the other day and came across a Garden Gnome with built in solar panel and 2 solar lights ..... so she bought it for me. It now has pride of place in the garden (back one for security reasons) and illuminates an area where the dogs can piss without pissing on each other by mistake.
Arent Gnomes wonderful.
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Post by Miculo on Jul 6, 2015 7:51:20 GMT
Are any of your dogs German? I was wondering if perhaps they enjoyed pissing on each other.
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Post by 747 on Jul 6, 2015 8:01:44 GMT
Are any of your dogs German? I was wondering if perhaps they enjoyed pissing on each other. Can you please explain why Germans piss on each other?
Also, you have many German friends, so do you join in?
It will save me doing a lot of googling.
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Post by Miculo on Jul 6, 2015 8:10:48 GMT
A very good question Jim. I've no idea why they do it.
I believe it's generally done in private, except for the film crew obviously. I haven't been invited but if I am I will probably join in though probably not as a pissee I think.
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Post by Barry B'stard on Jul 6, 2015 9:48:27 GMT
You learn something new every day on here. I never knew there were solar powered Gnomes which must come in really useful and its news to me that Germans have a liking for pissing on each other. Amazing what you can find out on here.
Lets ave a photo of the Solar powered Gnome then.
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Post by Miculo on Jul 6, 2015 10:15:38 GMT
I made the German pissing remark as a result of something that my BIL who is really very prudish once said as we walked along a jetty to our boat after an evening of over indulging in drink.
We were at a jetty beside a very good restaurant on Lough Erne in Co. Fermanagh and at that time the local cruiser hire companies were doing very good business with German tourists flocking to NI for the fishing and boating holidays. The jetty was choca with hire boats full of Germans.
It was a very nice evening, just gone dark but still very warm, with a big moon and lots of starlight. My BIL being very drunk said, "What a lovely evening. God's in his heaven and the Germans are all in their boats pissing on each other." That pretty much floored me. It was the sort of thing I might well have said but I would never have expected to hear anything like it from him due to his outlook being very Victorian. Goes to show you that you never know what's going behind the facades people adopt.
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Post by valphil on Jul 6, 2015 10:33:45 GMT
Has anyone got a spare facade I can adopt , not that I'll want to piss on it you understand
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Post by Barry B'stard on Jul 6, 2015 10:36:23 GMT
I made the German pissing remark as a result of something that my BIL who is really very prudish once said as we walked along a jetty to our boat after an evening of over indulging in drink. We were at a jetty beside a very good restaurant on Lough Erne in Co. Fermanagh and at that time the local cruiser hire companies were doing very good business with German tourists flocking to NI for the fishing and boating holidays. The jetty was choca with hire boats full of Germans. It was a very nice evening, just gone dark but still very warm, with a big moon and lots of starlight. My BIL being very drunk said, "What a lovely evening. God's in his heaven and the Germans are all in their boats pissing on each other." That pretty much floored me. It was the sort of thing I might well have said but I would never have expected to hear anything like it from him due to his outlook being very Victorian. Goes to show you that you never know what's going behind the facades people adopt. The Germans always had the best boats in Ireland. I used to go in the 80's on the Shannon and Lough Derg. We would hire a cruiser for a fortnight but the Germans always seemed to have huge massive vessels and loads of money. They were always a great laugh and very generous but I dont recall them pissing on anyone. Jerome however who was the only French member of our little club and came from Toulouse had a habit of pissing where and when the fuck he liked which was always good for a laugh.
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Post by 747 on Jul 6, 2015 11:01:20 GMT
You learn something new every day on here. I never knew there were solar powered Gnomes which must come in really useful and its news to me that Germans have a liking for pissing on each other. Amazing what you can find out on here. Lets ave a photo of the Solar powered Gnome then. I think my life is being taken over by Gnomes.
Actually, the solar Gnome bears a passing resemblance to Tuggles. I wonder if he has been doing some modelling work?
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Post by Barry B'stard on Jul 6, 2015 11:24:36 GMT
You learn something new every day on here. I never knew there were solar powered Gnomes which must come in really useful and its news to me that Germans have a liking for pissing on each other. Amazing what you can find out on here. Lets ave a photo of the Solar powered Gnome then. I think my life is being taken over by Gnomes.
Actually, the solar Gnome bears a passing resemblance to Tuggles. I wonder if he has been doing some modelling work?
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Your right, it does look like Tuggers. Hey we could market those Gnome mugs. We could flog em on FUCTS to your fan club. We should sell at least 2.
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Post by prof20 on Jul 6, 2015 13:22:39 GMT
The Germans always had the best boats in Ireland. I used to go in the 80's on the Shannon and Lough Derg. We would hire a cruiser for a fortnight but the Germans always seemed to have huge massive vessels and loads of money. They were always a great laugh and very generous but I dont recall them pissing on anyone. Jerome however who was the only French member of our little club and came from Toulouse had a habit of pissing where and when the fuck he liked which was always good for a laugh. If they only have two bogs in the whole of one city I don't wonder Jerome had a habit of pissing where and when the fuck he liked
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Post by GB584 on Jul 6, 2015 19:31:21 GMT
Well I use to think that the French were the best alfresco pissers but the past couple of weeks have seen them handsomely beaten by the Spanish women who just seem to be dropping their drawers and leaking like sieves. The car park at the last place we stayed at was littered with abandoned tissues and puddles.
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Post by Kaytutt on Jul 6, 2015 20:20:59 GMT
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