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Post by prof20 on Jul 7, 2015 18:33:10 GMT
Swingers’ festival ‘used loud music to drown sounds of bonking’
Despite complaints from local residents about noise levels, organisers of the Swingfields festival in the Forest of Dean have insisted that their blaring disco music was turned up loud as a courtesy to locals, because it was ‘better than the sound of constant squelching’.
‘Do you know the decibels caused by a hundred condoms being twanged simultaneously?’ asked one regular attendee. ‘Thousands of flicked nipples can be deafening. And the collective sound of dozens of faked orgasms is ear-splitting – but convincing.’
Swingfields has also experimented in erecting wooden fencing to hide views of wooden erections. By contrast, revellers at this year’s Glastonbury were forced to use the sound of bad sex to drown out Kanye West, who in turn uses the sound of his bad music to drown out any sense of self-doubt he might have.
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