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Post by Barry B'stard on Jan 23, 2024 16:55:25 GMT
As mentioned I think we need a LieOmeter to keep track of who tells the most lies. As of today 23 Jan 2024 (so far) its 4-0 to Aldo (EDIT 7-0)The meter cannot lie and is automatically linked to the forum and will be updated daily.
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Post by fastpat on Jan 23, 2024 16:59:58 GMT
You're going need a bigger left hand scale.
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Post by Barry B'stard on Jan 23, 2024 17:04:42 GMT
I know. The machine has already had to update the thread up to 5. I might need a bigger computer.
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Post by Sir Rowley Birkin on Jan 23, 2024 17:30:21 GMT
Well, if it's anything like your patented "Face-Bumometer", it's broken before it even starts.
I think we best treat this the way everyone treats the ECHR... just ignore it as the wanked out crap it is. 🤣
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Post by Barry B'stard on Jan 23, 2024 17:35:26 GMT
Well, if it's anything like your parented "Face-Bumometer", it's broken before it even starts. I think we best treat this the way everyone treats the ECHR... just ignore it as the wanked out crap it is. 🤣 Nope. As you know I am a technology genius. The machine is accurate 100%. So far today we have witnessed 5 lies exposed by Aldo and not a single one by myself which you can all agree on and there is the results. Every day it will keep track 24/7 365. Lets see what its like by Christmas!
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Post by Sir Rowley Birkin on Jan 23, 2024 17:40:17 GMT
Well, if it's anything like your parented "Face-Bumometer", it's broken before it even starts. I think we best treat this the way everyone treats the ECHR... just ignore it as the wanked out crap it is. 🤣 Nope. As you know I am a technology genius. The machine is accurate 100%. So far today we have witnessed 5 lies exposed by Aldo and not a single one by myself which you can all agree on and there is the results. Every day it will keep track 24/7 365. Lets see what its like by Christmas! You're just like Hamas - you don't even realise when you're lying... But WE do... everything you say is suspect. Bullshit, exaggeration or downright lies. All in a Bongo's day's work... 🤨
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Post by Barry B'stard on Jan 23, 2024 17:42:53 GMT
Nope. As you know I am a technology genius. The machine is accurate 100%. So far today we have witnessed 5 lies exposed by Aldo and not a single one by myself which you can all agree on and there is the results. Every day it will keep track 24/7 365. Lets see what its like by Christmas! You're just like Hamas - you don't even realise when you're lying... But WE do... everything you say is suspect. Bullshit, exaggeration or downright lies. All in a Bongo's day's work... 🤨 Go on then. You have a go. Show me some lies I have told today. OR any day for that matter. This should be good.
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Post by Sir Rowley Birkin on Jan 23, 2024 17:46:15 GMT
You're just like Hamas - you don't even realise when you're lying... But WE do... everything you say is suspect. Bullshit, exaggeration or downright lies. All in a Bongo's day's work... 🤨 Go on then. You have a go. Show me some lies I have told today. OR any day for that matter. This should be good. Frankly, I can't be arsed to play the game... it takes up far too much time chasing you down, and THAT'S what you're relying on - "keyboard warrior fatigue"!! 🤣
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Post by Barry B'stard on Jan 23, 2024 17:49:23 GMT
Go on then. You have a go. Show me some lies I have told today. OR any day for that matter. This should be good. Frankly, I can't be arsed to play the game... it takes up far too much time chasing you down, and THAT'S what you're relying on - "keyboard warrior fatigue"!! 🤣 Which translates to "Baz has once again bummed me in the face". Pretty sure if I was a liar you would be able to reel off just one example without having to think about it.
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Post by Sir Rowley Birkin on Jan 23, 2024 18:34:19 GMT
And there's ANOTHER example of your poorly-designed and broken Face-bumometer, just spewing out meaningless "You've been face-bummed... you've been face-bummed" like a fuckin' Dalek...
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Post by Sir Rowley Birkin on Jan 23, 2024 18:39:38 GMT
And EVERY time you claim a face-bum without due cause, you are telling a LIE, aren't you?? And that is a face-bum right there!
So a two-in-one! A face-bum AND a lie!!
YESSSSS! 💪 0
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Post by Dead Monger on Jan 23, 2024 18:40:39 GMT
Feck ... The lengths a pathological liar will go to ... If ever anyone needed any further proof Bongo has gone Bongo this is it
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Post by Barry B'stard on Jan 23, 2024 18:45:20 GMT
I can detect you two dont like been shown up as the "real" liars on here do you? I think its important that we keep track. Its easy for liars to say "oooh I never lied" or "Prove it" but there is no getting out of this one as its updated automatically every day and the lies are added as and when they happen so the members and viewers can keep a track.
Perhaps it will lead to some honesty but I wont hold my breath!
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Post by Barry B'stard on Jan 23, 2024 18:46:24 GMT
And EVERY time you claim a face-bum without due cause, you are telling a LIE, aren't you?? And that is a face-bum right there! So a two-in-one! A face-bum AND a lie!! YESSSSS! 💪 0 Well in this case as you have failed to provide evidence as you "Cant be arsed" I would say that constitutes a bumming.
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Post by Sir Rowley Birkin on Jan 23, 2024 18:47:14 GMT
And EVERY time you claim a face-bum without due cause, you are telling a LIE, aren't you?? And that is a face-bum right there! So a two-in-one! A face-bum AND a lie!! YESSSSS! 💪 0 Well in this case as you have failed to provide evidence as you "Cant be arsed" I would say that constitutes a bumming. Another Bongo... you just cannot stop, can you??
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