Barry B'stard
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Post by Barry B'stard on Jan 24, 2024 18:06:11 GMT
There were no bumface lies told by me yesterday. I can claim a face bumming if someone lies to me and there were many exposed yesterday. Thats all there is to it! The good and honest will always shine through in the end! You LIAR .. Barefaced liar. And your Lieometer is just a great big pictorial LIE! 😠 Truth hurts! huh? Computer doesn't lie!
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Post by Sir Rowley Birkin on Jan 24, 2024 19:28:36 GMT
You LIAR .. Barefaced liar. And your Lieometer is just a great big pictorial LIE! 😠 Truth hurts! huh? Computer doesn't lie! No, not unless it's made by Fujitsu... Or operated by YOU!! 🤣
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Barry B'stard
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Post by Barry B'stard on Jan 25, 2024 12:28:08 GMT
Automatic update
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Post by Sir Rowley Birkin on Jan 26, 2024 7:11:36 GMT
Even your Lieometer is a fuckin' LIE!! 🤣🤣🤣
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Post by Dead Monger on Jan 26, 2024 7:27:29 GMT
Even your Lieometer is a fuckin' LIE!! 🤣🤣🤣 I reckon an easy way to prove his lie machine thing is a Bongo is to ask Bongo a few things we all know are 100% true like ... Do you eat chip shop chips yes or no? Do you sexually prefer underage girls yes or no? Do you want to use female changing rooms yes or no? Do you hate Jews yes or no? Do you lie daily on here and on all your internetwork interests yes or no? So just to be clear any no answers should instantly trigger his machine, if all five answers are no it's going to blow up ... This should be fun
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Post by Sir Rowley Birkin on Jan 26, 2024 9:09:04 GMT
Oooh you've put him on the spot there, Brenda...
This could totally destroy the Lieometer... stand by for sparks! 😳
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Post by Barry B'stard on Jan 26, 2024 9:37:37 GMT
Even your Lieometer is a fuckin' LIE!! 🤣🤣🤣 I reckon an easy way to prove his lie machine thing is a Bongo is to ask Bongo a few things we all know are 100% true like ... Do you eat chip shop chips yes or no? Do you sexually prefer underage girls yes or no? Do you want to use female changing rooms yes or no? Do you hate Jews yes or no? Do you lie daily on here and on all your internetwork interests yes or no? So just to be clear any no answers should instantly trigger his machine, if all five answers are no it's going to blow up ... This should be fun HaHa!! Here goes then. Lets see what it does. Yes(Sometimes) No No (unless invited by steaming hot chicks) No No The meter will know so if nothing happens then its a proper bumming for you!
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Post by Sir Rowley Birkin on Jan 26, 2024 9:55:06 GMT
Oooh oooh oooh... a few bongos there !!
You wait until Brenda sees THAT!! 🤨
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Post by Barry B'stard on Jan 26, 2024 10:05:39 GMT
I see the meter has not altered so there we have it!!! Scientific proof that I dont lie and another bumming for Aldo!!
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Post by bumfluff on Jan 26, 2024 12:25:38 GMT
So Bazz, are you the only Fruitcake that can control the LieOmeter? Yes or no. I realise that you are a totally truthful person so I look forward to your answer and will check out what the meter indicates after.
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Post by Dead Monger on Jan 26, 2024 14:37:18 GMT
I reckon an easy way to prove his lie machine thing is a Bongo is to ask Bongo a few things we all know are 100% true like ... Do you eat chip shop chips yes or no? Do you sexually prefer underage girls yes or no? Do you want to use female changing rooms yes or no? Do you hate Jews yes or no? Do you lie daily on here and on all your internetwork interests yes or no? So just to be clear any no answers should instantly trigger his machine, if all five answers are no it's going to blow up ... This should be fun HaHa!! Here goes then. Lets see what it does. Yes(Sometimes) No No (unless invited by steaming hot chicks) No No The meter will know so if nothing happens then its a proper bumming for you! Well ... As if proof were needed we now know 100% Bongos lie machine is fake ... I suggest all members and viewers join in at 6pm today and blow a massive raspberry fart in Davros face ... He even lies about a lie machine FFS
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Post by Barry B'stard on Jan 26, 2024 14:40:55 GMT
So Bazz, are you the only Fruitcake that can control the LieOmeter? Yes or no. I realise that you are a totally truthful person so I look forward to your answer and will check out what the meter indicates after. Errr, emmm. cough, yes.Cunt.
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Post by Barry B'stard on Jan 26, 2024 14:42:06 GMT
HaHa!! Here goes then. Lets see what it does. Yes(Sometimes) No No (unless invited by steaming hot chicks) No No The meter will know so if nothing happens then its a proper bumming for you! Well ... As if proof were needed we now know 100% Bongos lie machine is fake ... I suggest all members and viewers join in at 6pm today and blow a massive raspberry fart in Davros face ... He even lies about a lie machine FFS So which of those answers do you dispute and if you do I think we will be asking for the evidence!! Chop chop!
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Post by Dead Monger on Jan 26, 2024 14:44:54 GMT
Well ... As if proof were needed we now know 100% Bongos lie machine is fake ... I suggest all members and viewers join in at 6pm today and blow a massive raspberry fart in Davros face ... He even lies about a lie machine FFS So which of those answers do you dispute and if you do I think we will be asking for the evidence!! Chop chop! There is no "dispute" ... You're a liar ... A pathological liar ... Chip chip
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Post by Barry B'stard on Jan 26, 2024 14:47:42 GMT
So which of those answers do you dispute and if you do I think we will be asking for the evidence!! Chop chop! There is no "dispute" ... You're a liar ... A pathological liar ... Chip chip So you dont dispute my answers then? Hmmm. 8 nil to you at the moment is the scores on the doors so it appears its you not me that is the biggest fibber on here!
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