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Post by 747 on Jan 29, 2016 20:26:48 GMT
Funny stuff isn't it?
It must be 50 years ago that word of a monster turd went round work and we all went to view it and gasp in admiration at Gods work.
All those years ago and I can still see every detail of it in my mind.
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Post by tugboat on Jan 29, 2016 22:00:23 GMT
Many years ago, in Trap 1 at work, someone dropped one that was SO huge it reared up out of the pan and couldn't flush away - it was massive. Guys came from all round the building to view this wonderous beast, It was christened "The Torrey Canyon" (and I think we're all old enough to make the connection). Someone made a little flag with a cocktail stick or toothpick and stuck it in it - and claimed it for England, much as the Falkland Islands were. The cleaners wouldn't deal with it and it was there for days and days. And then the rumours started as to who had dropped it... We never did find out, but their bloomin' arsehole must've been Channel Tunnel proportions. And then it was gone. We were so disappointed. Didn't Terry write about something similar in his book?
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Post by Sir Rowley Birkin on Jan 30, 2016 14:58:44 GMT
Many years ago, in Trap 1 at work, someone dropped one that was SO huge it reared up out of the pan and couldn't flush away - it was massive. Guys came from all round the building to view this wonderous beast, It was christened "The Torrey Canyon" (and I think we're all old enough to make the connection). Someone made a little flag with a cocktail stick or toothpick and stuck it in it - and claimed it for England, much as the Falkland Islands were. The cleaners wouldn't deal with it and it was there for days and days. And then the rumours started as to who had dropped it... We never did find out, but their bloomin' arsehole must've been Channel Tunnel proportions. And then it was gone. We were so disappointed. Didn't Terry write about something similar in his book? It must happen all the time. But maybe the same incident?
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Post by nicholsong on Jan 30, 2016 15:16:44 GMT
Didn't Terry write about something similar in his book? It must happen all the time. But maybe the same incident? Probably, same 'ol shit. it just retur(n)ed.
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Post by cookie on Jan 30, 2016 17:45:29 GMT
talkingof shite makes me wonder.............. was it really mud Barrys van was stuck in , or was he just emptying the cassette round the back, idle git
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Post by Barry B'stard on Jan 31, 2016 10:24:26 GMT
talkingof shite makes me wonder.............. was it really mud Barrys van was stuck in , or was he just emptying the cassette round the back, idle git There was a lot of shit so I may as well have done. It was a shit obstacle course. Sheep and Donkey shit everywhere with the odd dog shit mixed in just to catch you out in the dark.
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