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Post by Salomon on Jan 28, 2016 21:45:22 GMT
We have been discussing the potential of the poo box (es). Could we harness the bio power for when the batteries are fecked for example ? failing that, could we do something with the general gas thats emitted by 3 of us ? Thats the 2 dogs and me in case you were wondering ...
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Post by 747 on Jan 28, 2016 23:39:52 GMT
Poo is a subject that must be handled carefully. It can be extremely funny, especially when Barry comes into contact with it. As you are a relative newcomer to the idiosyncrasies of poo, I would ask advice from the experts. Luckily, you are spoiled for choice on this forum.
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Post by Barry B'stard on Jan 29, 2016 0:03:09 GMT
Ask Knackers when he comes out of his coffin, he's full of shit.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2016 8:42:08 GMT
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Post by tugboat on Jan 29, 2016 8:43:48 GMT
I find that, when women produce a lot of gas, a piece of gaffer tape over the mouth cures the problem.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2016 8:56:49 GMT
You intend staying single, do you? With winning lines like that, it's almost guaranteed.
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Post by Miculo on Jan 29, 2016 9:00:27 GMT
Just one question please.
When did chaps, or blokes if you prefer, begin referring to shite as poo?
Poo FFS. Poo is a word for the ladies sewing circle or someone who keeps a squad of fluffy little poodles with bows in their feckin' hair.
I'm starting a campaign for the restoration of shite. Feck you lot and your feckin' poo.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2016 9:07:22 GMT
Right on, Al. Tell it how it is.
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Post by Miculo on Jan 29, 2016 9:23:01 GMT
Good man Liam. Now there are two of us wee need a name for the movement.
Campaign for Real Arse Product?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2016 9:26:24 GMT
Catchy title, but a bit long-winded. Wonder if we could shorten it a little. You know, so it's easier to write on banners and the like. Now, lemme think...
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Post by Barry B'stard on Jan 29, 2016 9:48:56 GMT
Just one question please. When did chaps, or blokes if you prefer, begin referring to shite as Shite? Shite FFS. Shite is a word for the ladies sewing circle or someone who keeps a squad of fluffy little Shitedles with bows in their feckin' hair. I'm starting a campaign for the restoration of shite. Feck you lot and your feckin' Shite. Yes indeed. Way too pink and fluffy. If girls are going to come on here they need to learn to use the right words. Actually they dont as Ive fixed it. That word can never adorn this forum again but it also makes your post above sound like shite.
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Post by Miculo on Jan 29, 2016 10:03:22 GMT
Good man Baz. Well done. I don't mind my post being unintelligible in such a good cause.
I've been wondering how it'll go if we get a member from Liverpshitel or Hartleyshitel though.
Or someone going into a swimming shitel.
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Post by Miculo on Jan 29, 2016 10:06:59 GMT
Pissing myself laughing. Mrs. Eb's been reading over my shoulder and she's absolutely disgusted that I can possibly find this funny. What feckin' weird creatures women are (at least some of them). If it wasn't for my being a dedicated lesbian I think I'd become queer.
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Post by Barry B'stard on Jan 29, 2016 10:08:33 GMT
Yeah Ive just been in trouble for being on here yet again. Does liverShitel and hartelShitel not work anymore? EDIT: Oh yes. Hmm. Ah feck it.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2016 10:16:43 GMT
Good man Baz. Well done. I don't mind my post being unintelligible in such a good cause. I've been wondering how it'll go if we get a member from Liverpshitel or Hartleyshitel though. Or someone going into a swimming shitel. And what if we wish to mention the book, 'Winnie The Shite'?
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