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Post by tugboat on Aug 7, 2014 18:48:16 GMT
I know, it's sad. He was telling me once he was an airline pilot. How delusional is that? One small step from falling off the perch.
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Post by Joe66 on Aug 7, 2014 19:35:32 GMT
I was just adjusting the spiggley widget on the plasma manifold when I got a blowback and now me nadgers are trapped laterally in the main pump gromets. Can anyone recommend a repair shop near here? I think the pressure was too high or too low and that using winter widgets causes too much friction. I am afraid the nadgers are now knackered and will need revitalising. Has anyone else had this problem before 2.30 in the afternoon and is it effected by the tides or lunar cycles? Also, how do you maintain yours? Do you buff them up? Alan. I have been appointed Fruitcake Health and Safety advisor (on a small retainer) and I am most perturbed by the potentially dangerous situation that your abject stupidity has caused. Please forward all Method Statements and Risk Assessments relative to the process otherwise you will have the full weight of the law descending on you, your entire family and most of Northern Ireland. Do NOT ignore this demand as I have a Clipboard and a peaked cap which I am ready to use if necessary. I know I am a bit slow on coming in on this thread but a clipboard and a peaked cap carries no authority if it is not backed up with a yellow vest with 2 reflective stripes
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Post by 747 on Aug 8, 2014 7:42:43 GMT
Your post is just another example of the creeping disease of flippancy in the workplace.
If you realised how many deaths and injuries are caused by flippancy then you would not be so smug.
As for uniform regulations, the long awaited change to H & S Officers dress code will come about in January 2015. A smart black uniform and black leather riding boots will be standard. Senior Officers will carry a riding crop and be armed.
Oh yes, expect an early morning visit Joe.
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Post by Joe66 on Aug 8, 2014 18:43:46 GMT
Your post is just another example of the creeping disease of flippancy in the workplace.
If you realised how many deaths and injuries are caused by flippancy then you would not be so smug.
As for uniform regulations, the long awaited change to H & S Officers dress code will come about in January 2015. A smart black uniform and black leather riding boots will be standard. Senior Officers will carry a riding crop and be armed.
Oh yes, expect an early morning visit Joe. Knock loudly bare arse, I am a heavy sleeper
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Post by GB584 on Aug 8, 2014 19:22:29 GMT
The art of nadger buffing is quickly becoming a lost art. In days past the nipple high waistline of ones trousers gave access to the nadger region via the long pockets and baggy Y-fronts. Over the years the cut of the cloth has restricted access with the advent of short pockets and tight trouser legs. The baggy arsed designs that we see nowdays on the high street requires the wearer to wedgie their under-crackers up their arse crack so that the designer waistband can be seen around their necks. This practice seriously reduces access to their naggers as well as crushing said appendages. What the fuck do they teach kids at school nowdays? We had daily lessons and I was taught by nuns for fuck sake...and bloody ugly ones at that! I fear for the lost art of nadger polishing.
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Post by tugboat on Aug 8, 2014 19:37:58 GMT
Things were different in our day. Can you imagine any self-respecting lad wearing shorts to school today.
Gone are the days when you could have a crap in class and kick it under someone else's desk.
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Post by alhod on Aug 8, 2014 20:14:26 GMT
Hey Tuggers - I didn't realise you went to the same school as me! Remember mixing up a nice concoction of pee, flob and other liquids unmentionable in polite society which were then strategically placed in a well balanced plastic pot to descend gracefully from the top of the door when the latin master strode through to start the class? Oh the joys of single sex education
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Post by GB584 on Aug 8, 2014 20:23:38 GMT
Hit a child with a board rubber or length of rubber tubing today and there would be hell to pay. It was a sign of affection at my school especially if you got a kick up the arse to go with it.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 9, 2014 8:37:36 GMT
Hit a child with a board rubber or length of rubber tubing today and there would be hell to pay. It was a sign of affection at my school especially if you got a kick up the arse to go with it. Yeh, but you went to a Borstal whilst the rest of us went to proper schools.
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Post by GB584 on Aug 9, 2014 8:41:07 GMT
Hit a child with a board rubber or length of rubber tubing today and there would be hell to pay. It was a sign of affection at my school especially if you got a kick up the arse to go with it. Yeh, but you went to a Borstal whilst the rest of us went to proper schools. It was a highly recommended by the judge, the place even had high walls, security staff and barbed wire to keep other people out!
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Post by tugboat on Aug 9, 2014 8:52:06 GMT
cue communal wistful sigh as we look fondly back on our boyhood.
Presumably our temporary mod (judging by her silence) is gagging quietly in a corner somewhere.
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Post by GB584 on Aug 9, 2014 9:09:36 GMT
Or busy modifying our avatars!!
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Post by 747 on Aug 9, 2014 11:53:51 GMT
She is off on a jolly to some Welsh place.
Aberration I think it's called.
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Post by Kaytutt on Aug 9, 2014 13:22:39 GMT
I is still here And here... Aberaeron annual tug of war across the harbour 7pm tonight, loser ends up in the drink, they're tough in Ceredigion
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Post by valphil on Aug 9, 2014 14:34:24 GMT
They would have to be , living in a place with a name like that , I mean its not like Hackney or Islington is it ,
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