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Post by Miculo on Nov 11, 2013 12:01:13 GMT
I was just adjusting the spiggley widget on the plasma manifold when I got a blowback and now me nadgers are trapped laterally in the main pump gromets. Can anyone recommend a repair shop near here? I think the pressure was too high or too low and that using winter widgets causes too much friction.
I am afraid the nadgers are now knackered and will need revitalising.
Has anyone else had this problem before 2.30 in the afternoon and is it effected by the tides or lunar cycles?
Also, how do you maintain yours? Do you buff them up? Alan.
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Post by 747 on Nov 11, 2013 13:55:49 GMT
I was just adjusting the spiggley widget on the plasma manifold when I got a blowback and now me nadgers are trapped laterally in the main pump gromets. Can anyone recommend a repair shop near here? I think the pressure was too high or too low and that using winter widgets causes too much friction. I am afraid the nadgers are now knackered and will need revitalising. Has anyone else had this problem before 2.30 in the afternoon and is it effected by the tides or lunar cycles? Also, how do you maintain yours? Do you buff them up? Alan. I have been appointed Fruitcake Health and Safety advisor (on a small retainer) and I am most perturbed by the potentially dangerous situation that your abject stupidity has caused. Please forward all Method Statements and Risk Assessments relative to the process otherwise you will have the full weight of the law descending on you, your entire family and most of Northern Ireland. Do NOT ignore this demand as I have a Clipboard and a peaked cap which I am ready to use if necessary.
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Post by Miculo on Nov 11, 2013 14:16:58 GMT
Sorry, we ran out of bog roll and used up all the method statements and risk ASSessments we had. Luckily they were printed on poor quality shiny paper so I may be able to fish them out and post them to you. As a result I now have lot's of technical jargon reverse printed on my arse. That's the downside. There is a small upside to this backside ailment though as I can now read them in the mirror. That's the dope from the inside. Literally and in more ways than one.
I trust that your clip board is of the non absorbent type and conforms to BS No2 jobbie safe handling standards. PS BS in this instance does not stand for British Standard. As far as I know there is no approved method for this activity, butt I stand to be corrected on that.
I note that you make reference to your peaked cap and am suitably intimidated. Is it brown? The cap I mean, Anal. Oops tpyo.
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Post by 747 on Nov 11, 2013 18:42:48 GMT
My team has informed me that you have purchased an American conveyance. This has put the matter out of my hands but I have informed the CIA (Central Idiots Agency). Expect your phone and computer to be compromised, followed by a Drone attack. May the lord have mercy on you (cos the Yanks won't).
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Post by prof20 on Nov 11, 2013 20:01:39 GMT
I was just adjusting the spiggley widget on the plasma manifold when I got a blowback and now me nadgers are trapped laterally in the main pump gromets. Can anyone recommend a repair shop near here? I think the pressure was too high or too low and that using winter widgets causes too much friction. I am afraid the nadgers are now knackered and will need revitalising. Has anyone else had this problem before 2.30 in the afternoon and is it effected by the tides or lunar cycles? Also, how do you maintain yours? Do you buff them up? Alan. Did you engage the pillock stop before embarking on the maintenance? I find that this prevents you doing anything. Roger
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Post by Miculo on Nov 11, 2013 21:25:31 GMT
My team has informed me that you have purchased an American conveyance. This has put the matter out of my hands but I have informed the CIA (Central Idiots Agency). Expect your phone and computer to be compromised, followed by a Drone attack. May the lord have mercy on you (cos the Yanks won't). I am hiding in plain sight, they will never find me. Probably. Read about that in a book about spies so it must be true, Alan.
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Post by aldra on Aug 2, 2014 22:18:04 GMT
Ernie boy
The mere thought of your nadgers being trapped has brought tears to my eye
The mention of grommets just makes it worse
I'm not familiar with buffing them up
But it has a hint of promise
Alldra
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Post by tugboat on Aug 3, 2014 7:44:43 GMT
Oh come on, Sandra, you can't tell me you haven't buffed a few nadgers in your time.
I've witnessed your dexterity, don't forget, so I'm convinced you still could do it even now.
Don't be shy, we're all fools friends on here.
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Post by Miculo on Aug 3, 2014 8:11:21 GMT
Ernie boy The mere thought of your nadgers being trapped has brought tears to my eye ............................. Alldra Mine too! Thank you for your concern. You are the only caring person on here. Glad to report that my widgets are spinning nicely again.
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Post by stanner on Aug 3, 2014 8:45:32 GMT
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Post by Miculo on Aug 3, 2014 9:08:52 GMT
Que?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2014 6:57:06 GMT
Or should that be 'QED' but you'll have to ask Tuggles what it means as I've no idea.
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Post by tugboat on Aug 7, 2014 8:28:45 GMT
Don't look at me, I'm just passing through on my way to dementia.
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Post by nicholsong on Aug 7, 2014 16:02:32 GMT
Don't look at me, I'm just passing through on my way to dementia. Tuggers That is the trouble with dementia - one does not realise that one has already arrived at one's station. But we can confirm it to your carer for you!
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Post by 747 on Aug 7, 2014 17:22:14 GMT
Don't look at me, I'm just passing through on my way to dementia. Tuggers That is the trouble with dementia - one does not realise that one has already arrived at one's station. But we can confirm it to your carer for you! Unfortunately that is true Tuggles.
When you cannot do simple everyday things like make a cup of tea, shave yourself
or open the lid on your computer.
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