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Post by Kaytutt on Aug 19, 2014 16:59:10 GMT
I laughed at the first post, beyond that words fail me
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Post by 747 on Aug 19, 2014 18:32:26 GMT
I know a zoologist whose speciality is identifying animal turds in the wild. It's done to determine what lives where. His name is Hugh. Naturally he's known as Hugh Poo. If you want his address you can send him a lump for identification, he will be delighted. Your memory is failing Alan. Hugh Poo was a Fireman from Trumpton.
Hugh Poo, Barney McGrew Cuthbert, Dibble and Grubb.
There you are, the full crew of the Fire Appliance.
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Post by Miculo on Aug 19, 2014 19:58:54 GMT
He must have a doppleganger then.
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Post by stanner on Aug 20, 2014 11:08:34 GMT
I'd read all of this before I realised he wasn't talking about that stuff that's sold in brown jars.
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Post by Miculo on Aug 20, 2014 12:31:07 GMT
I thought that came from Mar Mites which I understand are salt water pests which burrow into the flesh of camels. Luckily camels are not generally sea going.
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Post by nicholsong on Aug 20, 2014 12:40:06 GMT
I thought that came from Mar Mites which I understand are salt water pests which burrow into the flesh of camels. Luckily camels are not generally sea going. Are you confusing that with Mer Mates - which are homosexuals with a fish tail?
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Post by Miculo on Aug 20, 2014 13:01:25 GMT
Mervyn Mates, didn't he work for The London Rubber Company as marketing manager and chief tester? Pervy Merv, I'm sure he did.
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Post by fatwelshbuddha on Aug 20, 2014 13:40:27 GMT
I believe that Ma Might and her good friends Ma Will and Ma Won't* are stalwarts of the MILF porn industry
* (unless anal)
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Post by Miculo on Aug 20, 2014 14:04:23 GMT
Cue Pusser to ask what MILF means.
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Post by fatwelshbuddha on Aug 20, 2014 14:07:30 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2014 16:15:29 GMT
Can't be bovvered, too many buttons to push. Easier if you just tell us the answer.
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Post by Kaytutt on Aug 20, 2014 17:26:57 GMT
Moro Islamic Liberation front
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2014 17:35:04 GMT
Moro Islamic Liberation front You mean they're going to ignore the Qur'an and give their women equal rights. Unlikely! Remember, the Qur'an teaches one that men may beat their women if they are disobedient. Amusingly there's lots of stuff on the web where self-styled 'moderate' muslim men state that it's okay to beat their women PROVIDED one uses a stick no thicker than one's thumb. Oh, so that's all right then. Like fuck it is, you medieval, ignorant fuckwits.
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Post by tugboat on Aug 21, 2014 5:59:42 GMT
Every time I look at the new posts page and see a thread titled 'Marmot Shit', I think to myself "That is not a title you would see anywhere else".
Mind you, I suppose it might crop up in a biology book somewhere. Wonder if it needs a whole chapter?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2014 6:39:07 GMT
Every time I look at the new posts page and see a thread titled 'Marmot Shit', I think to myself "That is not a title you would see anywhere else". Mind you, I suppose it might crop up in a biology book somewhere. Wonder if it needs a whole chapter? You could always start a thread on FUCTS on the subject and Barry could join in. After all, he seems to post more, and more informative, stuff there than here on his own site.
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