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Apr 1, 2014 10:37:00 GMT
Post by tugboat on Apr 1, 2014 10:37:00 GMT
That is all You're just no fun any more!
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Apr 1, 2014 18:03:18 GMT
Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2014 18:03:18 GMT
I find within half an hour of eating I, too, am trumping away so presumably it's something to do with ageing digestive systems that causes this to happen. So that's the REAL reason you bought that poor wee doggie; to blame the stench of your noisome flatulence on her when there's other company around. You scoundrel!
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Apr 1, 2014 20:41:28 GMT
Post by tugboat on Apr 1, 2014 20:41:28 GMT
I also blame my wet trousers on her, by informing people that she spends a lot of time on my lap.
I think people realise it's me farting, because of the trails of diarrhoea I leave behind me.
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Apr 1, 2014 20:46:48 GMT
Post by Kaytutt on Apr 1, 2014 20:46:48 GMT
Omg!
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Apr 1, 2014 20:50:10 GMT
Post by twosugars on Apr 1, 2014 20:50:10 GMT
A "Follow through" is a terrible thing!
The dreaded question, "Ere luv, does a fart have lumps in it?"
"No dear"
"Oh Fuck!"
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Apr 1, 2014 22:23:33 GMT
Post by 747 on Apr 1, 2014 22:23:33 GMT
Sometimes referred to as 'touching cloth'.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2014 6:34:49 GMT
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Apr 2, 2014 7:46:37 GMT
Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2014 7:46:37 GMT
I also blame my wet trousers on her, by informing people that she spends a lot of time on my lap. I think people realise it's me farting, because of the trails of diarrhoea I leave behind me. Perhaps you need a bigger butt-plug?
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Apr 2, 2014 7:51:52 GMT
Post by Miculo on Apr 2, 2014 7:51:52 GMT
Is the polarity reversed with foreign butt plugs on continental camp sites?
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Apr 2, 2014 7:59:00 GMT
Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2014 7:59:00 GMT
Only if you can't tell your amp from your arsehole.
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Apr 2, 2014 8:02:40 GMT
Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2014 8:02:40 GMT
(puke)Jesus. This topic is turning my belly. We will all be known as Motor Home Incontinence if this carries on. Gross. I say 144 times GROSS. Motor home Incontinence Bucket as Pontius the ex BA Pilot once said... I think Oh, I dunno; Motorhome Incontinence Forum has a certain ring about it, don't you think?
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Apr 2, 2014 8:05:17 GMT
Post by fatwelshbuddha on Apr 2, 2014 8:05:17 GMT
(puke)Jesus. This topic is turning my belly. We will all be known as Motor Home Incontinence if this carries on. Gross. I say 144 times GROSS. Motor home Incontinence Bucket as Pontius the ex BA Pilot once said... I think Oh, I dunno; Motorhome Incontinence Forum has a certain ring about it, don't you think? yeh - a brown ring
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Apr 2, 2014 8:52:53 GMT
Post by Barry B'stard on Apr 2, 2014 8:52:53 GMT
(puke)Jesus. This topic is turning my belly. We will all be known as Motor Home Incontinence if this carries on. Gross. I say 144 times GROSS. Motor home Incontinence Bucket as Pontius the ex BA Pilot once said... I think Oh, I dunno; Motorhome Incontinence Forum has a certain ring about it, don't you think? Hmm. I like the sound of that. Might set it up.
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Apr 2, 2014 9:05:21 GMT
Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2014 9:05:21 GMT
Oh, I dunno; Motorhome Incontinence Forum has a certain ring about it, don't you think? Hmm. I like the sound of that. Might set it up. With your skills as a marketing guru and entrepreneur, I think you'd be on to a winner. Just think of all the extra MH products you could sell! Then all the fun with the threads we could have. Yup, deffo a winner.
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Apr 2, 2014 9:44:38 GMT
Post by tugboat on Apr 2, 2014 9:44:38 GMT
Fruitcakes Butt Plugs, on sale here. Gotta be a big seller.
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