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Apr 2, 2014 19:48:46 GMT
Post by tugboat on Apr 2, 2014 19:48:46 GMT
Kay, you need to stop reading this thread!
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Apr 2, 2014 19:57:44 GMT
Post by Kaytutt on Apr 2, 2014 19:57:44 GMT
Kay, you need to stop reading this thread! Why didn't I think of that!
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Apr 2, 2014 20:00:14 GMT
Post by tugboat on Apr 2, 2014 20:00:14 GMT
Arrggghhhhh!!
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Apr 2, 2014 21:01:12 GMT
Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2014 21:01:12 GMT
Thanks for that explanation, Fats - Eugh!
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Apr 5, 2014 20:44:14 GMT
Post by bigfrank3 on Apr 5, 2014 20:44:14 GMT
I had an uncle who once farted going upstairs, a fart on every step it creased me up as a young lad.
Frank
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Apr 5, 2014 21:05:58 GMT
Post by Barry B'stard on Apr 5, 2014 21:05:58 GMT
I had an uncle who once farted going upstairs, a fart on every step it creased me up as a young lad. Frank Maybe it was his way of saying goodnight!
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Apr 5, 2014 21:18:33 GMT
Post by penquin on Apr 5, 2014 21:18:33 GMT
Try dropping one in front of a class of youngsters........
that can be interesting as you try to pass the blame to some innocent little kid who hasn't got the nouse to say anything.....
"First one dealt it, second one smelled it, third one said it" so we could usually manage to shift the blame onto young master innocent, or his sister Miss Goody Two-Shoes.......
What other techniques have people used when they did not wish to admit to having dropped one? I am sure that I am not unique......
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Apr 5, 2014 21:22:15 GMT
Post by 747 on Apr 5, 2014 21:22:15 GMT
I think the funniest ones come from people that you least expect to fart.
My Mam was quite relaxed about it if one slipped out (although she preferred to disguise them). My Dad just farted but he had had a hard life and I bet he and his 8 brothers had some fun with farts as youngsters.
My Mrs would rather die than let one go but her Dad was a Builder and Builders are posh.
I like a good strong fart but having worked in foreign climes with dodgy food and water, sometimes a fart was something best not attempted. The consequences could be dire.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2014 4:47:58 GMT
There is a story from years ago when Her Maj went to America and was invited to stay on Pres Regans ranch.
Apparently they both went for an early morning ride on his horses and while the rode they discussed matters of the world.
Suddenly, the Queens horse let forth an horrendous fart.
"I do beg your pardon Ronnie", said the Queen.
"That's OK your Majesty," replied Regan. "I thought it was your horse."
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