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Post by stanner on Apr 14, 2014 18:01:09 GMT
I FUCKING HATE MARMITE!! At least that is better than saying "I hate fucking Marmite" - that could really make your eyes water.
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Post by Kaytutt on Apr 14, 2014 18:48:56 GMT
Sensible answer if its allowed WD40 and a pair of Barry's old tights. Why Barry's tights specifically?
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Post by Miculo on Apr 14, 2014 18:57:17 GMT
Would his stockings do.
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Post by JP on Apr 14, 2014 19:03:02 GMT
Sensible answer if its allowed WD40 and a pair of Barry's old tights. Why Barry's tights specifically? Have you seen the size of them?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 14, 2014 19:04:26 GMT
Only if he's not wearing them at the time!
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Post by Kaytutt on Apr 14, 2014 19:05:52 GMT
Why Barry's tights specifically? Have you seen the size of them? his tights?
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Post by prof20 on Apr 14, 2014 19:13:31 GMT
Hammer and chisel or wire brush works!
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Post by tugboat on Apr 14, 2014 19:31:14 GMT
The front of the m/h was a multicolored hue of insect splatters by the time we got back this weekend from 2 weeks in France - but that was a result of superb warm weather while we were there so can't knock that. BUT, it was a right bugger to clean up and get rid of the insect debris using a combination of brush, sponge, MucOff, and at times, light use of a nylon scouring pad. has anyone got any foolproof easy way of cleaning insect debris off the m/h??? If you had properly cleaned and polished the van before you went away, the little feckers wouldn't have been able to get a toehold. Let that be a lesson to you.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 14, 2014 19:38:18 GMT
The front of the m/h was a multicolored hue of insect splatters by the time we got back this weekend from 2 weeks in France - but that was a result of superb warm weather while we were there so can't knock that. BUT, it was a right bugger to clean up and get rid of the insect debris using a combination of brush, sponge, MucOff, and at times, light use of a nylon scouring pad. has anyone got any foolproof easy way of cleaning insect debris off the m/h??? If you had properly cleaned and polished the van before you went away, the little feckers wouldn't have been able to get a toehold. Let that be a lesson to you. Or applied Marmite, but no, Fatso let his taste buds overrule his head.
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Post by penquin on Apr 14, 2014 20:20:08 GMT
Attachment DeletedHe hasn't got any old tights - just keeps wearing them - look at that picture of him playing the guitar with the Leffe bottle as a plectrum - he's got tights on in that pic......
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Post by twosugars on Apr 15, 2014 0:59:07 GMT
Reminds me of the mum and two kids driving down the road when the ann summers lorry in front hits a pot-hole and a dildo flies out the back and bounces of the cars windscreen.
The mum, thinking quickly says "That was a large insect that just hit the screen!"
"Yeah" says little Billy "I'm suprised it could fly with a nob that big!"
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Post by tugboat on Apr 15, 2014 6:39:12 GMT
Good one. 2S, made I splutter a bit.
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Post by Barry B'stard on Apr 15, 2014 9:30:13 GMT
View AttachmentHe hasn't got any old tights - just keeps wearing them - look at that picture of him playing the guitar with the Leffe bottle as a plectrum - he's got tights on in that pic...... They are not tights. They are hold ups! Much more airier!
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Post by fatwelshbuddha on Apr 15, 2014 9:30:48 GMT
so - beyond Marmite, clingfilm, Barry's tights holdups, cleaning the m/h before, and driving slower and swerving you useless fuckers have come up with bugger all decent ideas eh??
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2014 9:39:32 GMT
What d'you expect? We know SFA about motorhoming, that's why we're here! Crikey, I don't even own a car...
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