Barry B'stard
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Type of Motorhome: A great big white one
About you: I like beer, guitar, causing trouble, avoiding work
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Post by Barry B'stard on Sept 30, 2014 13:05:42 GMT
Im going to try Baldeagles method as it involves half an hour of doing fuck all.
As I said earlier though I quite like the build up of insects as it makes you look less like a weekend camper. By this stage in a summer trip I cant even be arsed to wear proper clothes anymore let alone clean the van. Im still wandering around in the Red Indian outfit I put on the other night whilst on the lash.
I have pretty much gone "lord of the Flies" really.
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Post by Dead Minger on Oct 26, 2014 19:04:33 GMT
Hark at all you flash buggers who can go fast enough to kill flies ................... Our camper is a Buddhist .............although we do get the occasional insect that dies of old age ...............I find removing their remains in the morning is the most efficacious way of moving them onto the after life ................Or as some unfeeling folk would call it ...................the bin .............
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Post by GB584 on Oct 26, 2014 19:20:37 GMT
No problem with putting the bodies you've accumulated on the bonnet into the local bin, I don't even go through their pockets as it will help the local police figure out who they are and notify their next of kin.
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Barry B'stard
Administrator
80%
Posts: 63,710
Type of Motorhome: A great big white one
About you: I like beer, guitar, causing trouble, avoiding work
Likes: 20,538
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Post by Barry B'stard on Oct 26, 2014 19:29:51 GMT
Our van looked a feckin disgrace on the ferry. Filthy. Even the wheels were covered in mud still from the muddy field near Wissant. I think it looks cool. Like its been in the Paris Dakar rally or summut.
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Post by GB584 on Oct 26, 2014 20:09:32 GMT
You know you've hit the right note when even the illegals don't want a ride in your van even when you leave the hab door open.
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