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Post by Keith on Apr 16, 2014 9:01:35 GMT
I offer for your perusal the picture of my Motorhome.
The thatched roof is not obligatory but does help with insulation on cold Winter evenings.
A purchase of Fruitcakes tear-off windscreen strips will complete the insect barrier but the TWAT team seem reluctantly slow in despatching the fore mentioned items.
I did originally wallpaper the vehicle in a 'Noddy' (the little oink who Plod should bang up in jail and not the well known Holder chap) based format but every child in the neighbourhood wanted to have a look inside and this was not a good idea in the current PC society we live in.
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Post by tugboat on Apr 16, 2014 10:58:05 GMT
Little house on the prairie?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 16, 2014 11:15:59 GMT
I offer for your perusal the picture of my Motorhome. The thatched roof is not obligatory but does help with insulation on cold Winter evenings. A purchase of Fruitcakes tear-off windscreen strips will complete the insect barrier but the TWAT team seem reluctantly slow in despatching the fore mentioned items. I did originally wallpaper the vehicle in a 'Noddy' (the little oink who Plod should bang up in jail and not the well known Holder chap) based format but every child in the neighbourhood wanted to have a look inside and this was not a good idea in the current PC society we live in. Is it chipped?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 16, 2014 11:50:58 GMT
It this a cod?
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Post by Kaytutt on Apr 16, 2014 18:05:27 GMT
it looks more like a little prairie on the house
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Post by twosugars on Apr 16, 2014 21:27:50 GMT
I offer for your perusal the picture of my Motorhome. The thatched roof is not obligatory but does help with insulation on cold Winter evenings. A purchase of Fruitcakes tear-off windscreen strips will complete the insect barrier but the TWAT team seem reluctantly slow in despatching the fore mentioned items. I did originally wallpaper the vehicle in a 'Noddy' (the little oink who Plod should bang up in jail and not the well known Holder chap) based format but every child in the neighbourhood wanted to have a look inside and this was not a good idea in the current PC society we live in. And you thought that "cottaging" was better?
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Post by penquin on Apr 16, 2014 21:46:48 GMT
Kay, about your hard working, multi-talented, generous and obviously highly technical other half...... your point is ?
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Post by Miculo on Apr 17, 2014 7:02:43 GMT
Pusser, it looks well fucking bashed about never mind chipped.
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Post by baldeagle on Sept 29, 2014 5:30:27 GMT
Four pages of shite with the odd sensible solution. How fucking hard is it,take out a bucket of cold water,kitchen roll,dip kitchen roll in water one sheet yes one shit at a time,carefully place over said insects,leave for half an hour and remove with said insects attached,how fucking hard is that,leaders tights for fucks sake,can you imagine if the neighbours saw them on the bonnet?? Fun though to sit and watch the flies munching up the remains after a long run while you sit sipping the first beer of the day and munching on the odd wing yourself,simples.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 29, 2014 7:43:11 GMT
Four pages of shite with the odd sensible solution. Sensible, us, don't be daft, we're Fruitcakes. But don't leave Juan Pschit for too long otherwise he dries out firmly stuck onto the front of your van so it looks like your face after a bad shaving job with bits of paper stuck all over it. Who cares what the neighbours think, they stopped speaking to me after they saw me teetering about in my tights and stilettos. Sounds like you haven't quite got over Barry's visit. You know what I mean; he sat there sipping the first beer of the morning and eating you out of house and home whilst you worked your fingers to the bone fixing his scooter. Well that's what you get for being a good Samaritan! But look on the bright side: you were invited to become a Fruitcake and Barry waived the first year's exorbitant subscription fee for you. Now that's what I call generous!
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Post by Miculo on Sept 29, 2014 7:46:13 GMT
I take your point about the four pages of shite, not one of our better threads. Normally we can write more shit than just four pages. Must do better.
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Post by fatwelshbuddha on Sept 29, 2014 8:59:48 GMT
I apologise profusely for putting this thread up if it annoys you twats that much. wankers
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Post by GB584 on Sept 29, 2014 9:06:43 GMT
I apologise profusely for putting this thread up if it annoys you twats that much. wankers Try getting that off your windscreen in the morning!
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Post by fatwelshbuddha on Sept 29, 2014 9:10:29 GMT
I apologise profusely for putting this thread up if it annoys you twats that much. wankers Try getting that off your windscreen in the morning! it's the thought of getting it on there that's intriguing....
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Post by GB584 on Sept 29, 2014 9:12:22 GMT
The dangers of making a porn film using your dash cam?
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