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Post by blu on Jun 27, 2015 21:38:00 GMT
I hit it with a fucking hammer!!! If one o you tunks had told me where it was I could have sorted it hrs ago!!! But it's ok as big Jim got on the case Znd told me where it was!!!
Shame in you feckers shame on u (/)
Yer all offy Xmas list now
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Post by blu on Jun 27, 2015 21:40:55 GMT
You tosser, we gave you the right advice, we just aren't familiar with your vehicle. Your bit was just finding the fecking starter and wiggling the fucking earth strap which I fucking told you to do hours ago. Wamker. Had fecker all to do wi strap ya twunk!!!! There's a £1000 for your help mate BUT YOU WILL NEED YO FIND IT YERSELF lol :-)))
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Post by 747 on Jun 27, 2015 21:43:10 GMT
You tosser, we gave you the right advice, we just aren't familiar with your vehicle. Your bit was just finding the fecking starter and wiggling the fucking earth strap which I fucking told you to do hours ago. Wamker. Yeah, go on, take all my glory away.
It doesn't matter that I wrote it all down in terms that blu could understand while you tried to sound like a clever shite with fancy names like 'cylindrical' and 'solenoid'. If you had used 'turd' to signify what a starter motor looked like, he could have been in another country by now. I fear that interpersonal skills are not your forte Ernie lad.
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Post by blu on Jun 27, 2015 21:59:23 GMT
You tosser, we gave you the right advice, we just aren't familiar with your vehicle. Your bit was just finding the fecking starter and wiggling the fucking earth strap which I fucking told you to do hours ago. Wamker. Yeah, go on, take all my glory away.
It doesn't matter that I wrote it all down in terms that blu could understand while you tried to sound like a clever shite with fancy names like 'cylindrical' and 'solenoid'. If you had used 'turd' to signify what a starter motor looked like, he could have been in another country by now. I fear that interpersonal skills are not your forte Ernie lad.
Get him telt Jim, he's away gob and shite words
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Post by Barry B'stard on Jun 27, 2015 22:22:34 GMT
Ah Feck! Its fixed. I was kind of counting on this dragging on for a bit so I could send in Recovery Tugboat at the prices quoted before. I would like to say I am thrilled you got it fixed Blue but it would be a complete fucking lie.
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Post by nicholsong on Jun 28, 2015 7:06:41 GMT
Blu Congratulations on reviving this sub-forum which had been comotose for about a month - we thought it would remain so until the Boss got out on the road Glad it is fixed. Are you still waiting for the Emergency guy?
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Post by blu on Jun 28, 2015 7:15:03 GMT
Blu Congratulations on reviving this sub-forum which had been comotose for about a month - we thought it would remain so until the Boss got out on the road Glad it is fixed. Are you still waiting for the Emergency guy? Nah called them lastnight and went mental told them I had to get a local garage to fix it.... They could not give a toss just said ok we will cancel recovery lol
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Post by blu on Jun 28, 2015 7:15:20 GMT
Ah Feck! Its fixed. I was kind of counting on this dragging on for a bit so I could send in Recovery Tugboat at the prices quoted before. I would like to say I am thrilled you got it fixed Blue but it would be a complete fucking lie. Wamker!!
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Post by GB584 on Jun 28, 2015 8:18:15 GMT
Glad you got it sorted Blu. You do realise though that this part of the forum was set exclusively to keep Barry`s van and motorbike going. I am sure that on this occasion he will let it pass but I suspect that future posts of this nature will prompt a fee of probably £99.99.
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Post by tugboat on Jun 28, 2015 8:36:59 GMT
I bet it was Demi fixed it, she's clearly the one with the looks and the brains. Must've been sired by the milkman.
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Post by Barry B'stard on Jun 28, 2015 8:42:08 GMT
I bet it was Demi fixed it, she's clearly the one with the looks and the brains. Must've been sired by the milkman. Yeah, I was thinking that but didnt want to say. Way too good looking to have come from his loins. Glad its fixed Blu and yet again Fruitcakes comes to the rescue. Now, how do you want to pay? Paypal will do. Do you want an invoice?
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Post by Miculo on Jun 28, 2015 8:48:40 GMT
Don't forget who told you to give it a thump you ungrateful wretch.
At least the tosser knows what a fecking starter looks like now. Twat.
It won't get better on it's own but it may not stick again for ages. In your position I'd leave it till you get home. It'll probably be OK for that long and at least you know what to do now. Tosser.
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Post by 747 on Jun 28, 2015 11:22:11 GMT
That is a much improved response Alan. I am sure blu will get the gist of it.
Just nitpicking here but you could have added a couple of aunts or even a twunt.
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Post by blu on Jun 28, 2015 11:37:09 GMT
Don't forget who told you to give it a thump you ungrateful wretch. At least the tosser knows what a fecking starter looks like now. Twat. It won't get better on it's own but it may not stick again for ages. In your position I'd leave it till you get home. It'll probably be OK for that long and at least you know what to do now. Tosser. Fuckwit shirt lifting tosser wank stain they they the best part o you away!!! I was hopping it will last till home and then get a new one fitted, so make yerself useful for a change and source me one and how much they cost!! Jump to it bitch
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Post by Barry B'stard on Jun 28, 2015 11:50:28 GMT
Don't forget who told you to give it a thump you ungrateful wretch. At least the tosser knows what a fecking starter looks like now. Twat. It won't get better on it's own but it may not stick again for ages. In your position I'd leave it till you get home. It'll probably be OK for that long and at least you know what to do now. Tosser. Fuckwit shirt lifting tosser wank stain they they the best part o you away!!! I was hopping it will last till home and then get a new one fitted, so make yerself useful for a change and source me one and how much they cost!! Jump to it bitch This is what you need Blu. www.ricambio.co.uk/1112-starter-motor--fiat-126Available through Fruitcakes cheaper though. £99.99.
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