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Post by Barry B'stard on Apr 16, 2024 8:07:24 GMT
HaHaHa!!! Look everyone!! Aldo thinks I'm a tight cunt because I have an old van and dont like campsites!!! Fuck me thats funny. My two bikes are probably worth more than your gaff! I live in a 270 year old country house, just because its not full of modern tat like monstrous TV's and gaudy furniture doesn't mean I am tight, not that you have ever seen inside it apart from my one spazzy Rock God cave. As it happens I'm having all the windows replaced this week, I can send you the bill for that if you like instead of me taking your house off you in that bet you lost. Mind you it would probably work out cheaper to just give me your house. Chuckle ... Take it you dont like the answer then? ... Lordy ... Are you suggesting having windows done somehow means you aint a tight cunt? ... Lordy My ... Hey get the window guys to take all your empty glass bottles away with em for ya and fecking tidy up first before they turn up scruffy tight cunt No, I love the answer, its funny as fuck!! You would think after all these years you would get to know someone a bit but apparently not. The last thing anyone who really knows me would call me is tight. I just don't spend money on shit I dont need although I do desperately need a new Motorhomo. Just like your brain though, It cant be found!
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Post by Dead Monger on Apr 16, 2024 8:51:08 GMT
Chuckle ... Take it you dont like the answer then? ... Lordy ... Are you suggesting having windows done somehow means you aint a tight cunt? ... Lordy My ... Hey get the window guys to take all your empty glass bottles away with em for ya and fecking tidy up first before they turn up scruffy tight cunt No, I love the answer, its funny as fuck!! You would think after all these years you would get to know someone a bit but apparently not. The last thing anyone who really knows me would call me is tight. I just don't spend money on shit I dont need although I do desperately need a new Motorhomo. Just like your brain though, It cant be found! Masses of motorhomes out there but they've gone up in price since you spent a tenner on yours and that's what's stopping ya ... Just be honest
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Post by Barry B'stard on Apr 16, 2024 9:59:09 GMT
No, I love the answer, its funny as fuck!! You would think after all these years you would get to know someone a bit but apparently not. The last thing anyone who really knows me would call me is tight. I just don't spend money on shit I dont need although I do desperately need a new Motorhomo. Just like your brain though, It cant be found! Masses of motorhomes out there but they've gone up in price since you spent a tenner on yours and that's what's stopping ya ... Just be honest Ah right. Seeing as you are the expert then can you please find me a six berth rear lounge van on an Alko extended chassis with a payload in excess of 700kg and preferably within a 100 mile radius. Off you pop. Good luck. Big box of cash waiting.
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Post by Dead Monger on Apr 16, 2024 11:14:19 GMT
Masses of motorhomes out there but they've gone up in price since you spent a tenner on yours and that's what's stopping ya ... Just be honest Ah right. Seeing as you are the expert then can you please find me a six berth rear lounge van on an Alko extended chassis with a payload in excess of 700kg and preferably within a 100 mile radius. Off you pop. Good luck. Big box of cash waiting. Order one ... New!
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Post by Barry B'stard on Apr 16, 2024 11:24:32 GMT
Ah right. Seeing as you are the expert then can you please find me a six berth rear lounge van on an Alko extended chassis with a payload in excess of 700kg and preferably within a 100 mile radius. Off you pop. Good luck. Big box of cash waiting. Order one ... New! Go on then, find one. This should be good. Oh and one that is available this century.
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Post by Dead Monger on Apr 16, 2024 11:30:11 GMT
Go on then, find one. This should be good. Oh and one that is available this century. Done ... Ive just rung Richard Baldwin Motorhomes at Halifax and they say give them a call and they are pretty confident they can get you a new one ... Think its prolly within your 100 mile radius n'all ... Dont thank me ... This should be good how he squirms out of this
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Post by Barry B'stard on Apr 16, 2024 14:11:58 GMT
Go on then, find one. This should be good. Oh and one that is available this century. Done ... Ive just rung Richard Baldwin Motorhomes at Halifax and they say give them a call and they are pretty confident they can get you a new one ... Think its prolly within your 100 mile radius n'all ... Dont thank me ... This should be good how he squirms out of this Ah thanks for that. Please give me a link to the motorhome I requested at Richard Baldwins. You wont be able to of course as firstly you didnt call them and the van I want new does not exist.
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Post by Dead Monger on Apr 16, 2024 16:10:45 GMT
Done ... Ive just rung Richard Baldwin Motorhomes at Halifax and they say give them a call and they are pretty confident they can get you a new one ... Think its prolly within your 100 mile radius n'all ... Dont thank me ... This should be good how he squirms out of this Ah thanks for that. Please give me a link to the motorhome I requested at Richard Baldwins. You wont be able to of course as firstly you didnt call them and the van I want new does not exist. Are you pissed ... I said I rang up which I did and talked to some "Paki" fella ... He claimed they could get anything new you want but now you seem to backtracking which is so you ... Tight cunt
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Post by Barry B'stard on Apr 16, 2024 17:03:11 GMT
Ah thanks for that. Please give me a link to the motorhome I requested at Richard Baldwins. You wont be able to of course as firstly you didnt call them and the van I want new does not exist. Are you pissed ... I said I rang up which I did and talked to some "Paki" fella ... He claimed they could get anything new you want but now you seem to backtracking which is so you ... Tight cunt Nope. They can't. It doesn't exist and you didn't call them that much we know for sure.
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Post by Dead Monger on Apr 16, 2024 17:56:32 GMT
Are you pissed ... I said I rang up which I did and talked to some "Paki" fella ... He claimed they could get anything new you want but now you seem to backtracking which is so you ... Tight cunt Nope. They can't. It doesn't exist and you didn't call them that much we know for sure. You'll be able to prove I didnt call them of course? ... Dont blame me if some daft "Paki" has told lies about your new motor which you were never going to buy anyway ya tight cunt ... Your prolly related to that "paki" so its a double whammy
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Post by Barry B'stard on Apr 16, 2024 20:39:10 GMT
Nope. They can't. It doesn't exist and you didn't call them that much we know for sure. You'll be able to prove I didnt call them of course? ... Dont blame me if some daft "Paki" has told lies about your new motor which you were never going to buy anyway ya tight cunt ... Your prolly related to that "paki" so its a double whammy Well you have the required spec. Off you pop and actually find one if you want people to believe you.
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Post by Dead Monger on Apr 17, 2024 5:14:27 GMT
You'll be able to prove I didnt call them of course? ... Dont blame me if some daft "Paki" has told lies about your new motor which you were never going to buy anyway ya tight cunt ... Your prolly related to that "paki" so its a double whammy Well you have the required spec. Off you pop and actually find one if you want people to believe you. Knew it ... Tight cunt
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Post by Barry B'stard on Apr 17, 2024 7:18:08 GMT
Well you have the required spec. Off you pop and actually find one if you want people to believe you. Knew it ... Tight cunt Not at all! Money waiting. Have you found one yet? Come on! Chop Chop!
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Post by Dead Monger on Apr 17, 2024 7:48:28 GMT
Not at all! Money waiting. Have you found one yet? Come on! Chop Chop! Kin hell ... Ive found a company within your required 100 mile area who they claim can get you any motor but now you expect me to go through the whole buying process for ya ... Come on ... If thats the case I want proof you have the funds to go through with the purchase as given you lie und you lie a lot I reckon you wont have the coin and then I'll be stuck with said motorhome ... PM me details of the funds and a signed letter stating you will hand over the money on purchase day and then I'll get back on to Richard Baldwins ... No waffle please or trying to squirm out of it
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Post by Barry B'stard on Apr 17, 2024 8:09:26 GMT
Not at all! Money waiting. Have you found one yet? Come on! Chop Chop! Kin hell ... Ive found a company within your required 100 mile area who they claim can get you any motor but now you expect me to go through the whole buying process for ya ... Come on ... If thats the case I want proof you have the funds to go through with the purchase as given you lie und you lie a lot I reckon you wont have the coin and then I'll be stuck with said motorhome ... PM me details of the funds and a signed letter stating you will hand over the money on purchase day and then I'll get back on to Richard Baldwins ... No waffle please or trying to squirm out of it Are they going to build this new Motorhomo themselves then or just magic it out of thin air? I don't expect you to go through the whole process for me, just find me a van within 100 miles to that spec I gave you. Considering I'm retired I Would be in pretty deep shit if I didnt have enough money to cover the cost of a motorhome wouldnt I?
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