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Post by Dead Monger on Apr 17, 2024 11:20:22 GMT
Kin hell ... Ive found a company within your required 100 mile area who they claim can get you any motor but now you expect me to go through the whole buying process for ya ... Come on ... If thats the case I want proof you have the funds to go through with the purchase as given you lie und you lie a lot I reckon you wont have the coin and then I'll be stuck with said motorhome ... PM me details of the funds and a signed letter stating you will hand over the money on purchase day and then I'll get back on to Richard Baldwins ... No waffle please or trying to squirm out of it Are they going to build this new Motorhomo themselves then or just magic it out of thin air? I don't expect you to go through the whole process for me, just find me a van within 100 miles to that spec I gave you. Considering I'm retired I Would be in pretty deep shit if I didnt have enough money to cover the cost of a motorhome wouldnt I? Jeez ... I have no idea ... The "Paki" fella on the phone insisted it was no issue for a new one, you do I have the funds for new I presume because you arent being very cooperative with proving the funds are in place? ... Ring Richard Baldwins as Ive done my bit are you look like youre being a tight cunt
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Post by Barry B'stard on Apr 17, 2024 13:59:12 GMT
Are they going to build this new Motorhomo themselves then or just magic it out of thin air? I don't expect you to go through the whole process for me, just find me a van within 100 miles to that spec I gave you. Considering I'm retired I Would be in pretty deep shit if I didnt have enough money to cover the cost of a motorhome wouldnt I? Jeez ... I have no idea ... The "Paki" fella on the phone insisted it was no issue for a new one, you do I have the funds for new I presume because you arent being very cooperative with proving the funds are in place? ... Ring Richard Baldwins as Ive done my bit are you look like youre being a tight cunt These Paki fellas just make shit up though I bet. Anything to get your infidel money! I suppose it's possible someone is manufacturing rear lounge extended Alko chassis vans with huge payloads in Pakistan or Iraq but I'm gonna guess he is lying. Well I would guess that if you had really called him. Of course I have the money for a new one but apart from them not existing new I don't want a new van as they are more trouble than they are worth.
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Post by Dead Monger on Apr 17, 2024 16:23:52 GMT
Jeez ... I have no idea ... The "Paki" fella on the phone insisted it was no issue for a new one, you do I have the funds for new I presume because you arent being very cooperative with proving the funds are in place? ... Ring Richard Baldwins as Ive done my bit are you look like youre being a tight cunt These Paki fellas just make shit up though I bet. Anything to get your infidel money! I suppose it's possible someone is manufacturing rear lounge extended Alko chassis vans with huge payloads in Pakistan or Iraq but I'm gonna guess he is lying. Well I would guess that if you had really called him. Of course I have the money for a new one but apart from them not existing new I don't want a new van as they are more trouble than they are worth. So I've found a vehicle supplier and you still ain't getting one ... Thanks for wasting my time ... I reckon the viewers knew all along you were Bongoing ... Don't ask me to do anything else again, even getting discount beer at Wetherspoons
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Post by Barry B'stard on Apr 17, 2024 16:28:32 GMT
These Paki fellas just make shit up though I bet. Anything to get your infidel money! I suppose it's possible someone is manufacturing rear lounge extended Alko chassis vans with huge payloads in Pakistan or Iraq but I'm gonna guess he is lying. Well I would guess that if you had really called him. Of course I have the money for a new one but apart from them not existing new I don't want a new van as they are more trouble than they are worth. So I've found a vehicle supplier and you still ain't getting one ... Thanks for wasting my time ... I reckon the viewers knew all along you were Bongoing ... Don't ask me to do anything else again, even getting discount beer at Wetherspoons Except you haven't found a vehicle supplier. Just a con man who wants to kill you probably.
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Post by Dead Monger on Apr 17, 2024 17:42:51 GMT
So I've found a vehicle supplier and you still ain't getting one ... Thanks for wasting my time ... I reckon the viewers knew all along you were Bongoing ... Don't ask me to do anything else again, even getting discount beer at Wetherspoons Except you haven't found a vehicle supplier. Just a con man who wants to kill you probably. Hope Richard Baldwin doesnt see how you are talking about his business ... Think its best we leave it with saying you have/had no intention of buying a new motor as you clearly do not have the funds to do so ... Ive wasted my time and that "Pakis" time and youve wasted the viewers time ... Shameful stuff
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Post by Barry B'stard on Apr 17, 2024 20:48:50 GMT
Except you haven't found a vehicle supplier. Just a con man who wants to kill you probably. Hope Richard Baldwin doesnt see how you are talking about his business ... Think its best we leave it with saying you have/had no intention of buying a new motor as you clearly do not have the funds to do so ... Ive wasted my time and that "Pakis" time and youve wasted the viewers time ... Shameful stuff At least I haven't referred to him as a "Paki". I can assure you if you find the right van I most definitely will pay for it. Maybe you will get a commission. See if you can do better tomorrow. Spend all day on it.
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Post by Dead Monger on Apr 18, 2024 5:11:06 GMT
Hope Richard Baldwin doesnt see how you are talking about his business ... Think its best we leave it with saying you have/had no intention of buying a new motor as you clearly do not have the funds to do so ... Ive wasted my time and that "Pakis" time and youve wasted the viewers time ... Shameful stuff At least I haven't referred to him as a "Paki". I can assure you if you find the right van I most definitely will pay for it. Maybe you will get a commission. See if you can do better tomorrow. Spend all day on it. Who has? ... I dont need commission babe, you keep it for Wetherspoons ... Ive Found the dealer who say its no problem getting the brand new van you want and now youve gone all Bongo and dropped your guts all over ... Disappointed but not surprised
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Post by Barry B'stard on Apr 18, 2024 6:45:19 GMT
At least I haven't referred to him as a "Paki". I can assure you if you find the right van I most definitely will pay for it. Maybe you will get a commission. See if you can do better tomorrow. Spend all day on it. Who has? ... I dont need commission babe, you keep it for Wetherspoons ... Ive Found the dealer who say its no problem getting the brand new van you want and now youve gone all Bongo and dropped your guts all over ... Disappointed but not surprised You have. Ill send him a link to this thread shall I?
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Post by Dead Monger on Apr 18, 2024 7:24:22 GMT
Who has? ... I dont need commission babe, you keep it for Wetherspoons ... Ive Found the dealer who say its no problem getting the brand new van you want and now youve gone all Bongo and dropped your guts all over ... Disappointed but not surprised You have. Ill send him a link to this thread shall I? Absolutely ... Show all the viewers where n'all girlfriend
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Post by Barry B'stard on Apr 18, 2024 8:08:00 GMT
You have. Ill send him a link to this thread shall I? Absolutely ... Show all the viewers where n'all girlfriend Done. Can't wait to see his response.
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Post by Dead Monger on Apr 18, 2024 11:09:20 GMT
You havent shown the rest of the forum members where I called Mr Baldwin what you claim? ... Glad youve got in contact with them and lets hope they follow through with the advice I was given ... Did you tell them you have absolutely no intention of buying one unless its under 5 grand?
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Post by Barry B'stard on Apr 18, 2024 11:33:24 GMT
You havent shown the rest of the forum members where I called Mr Baldwin what you claim? ... Glad youve got in contact with them and lets hope they follow through with the advice I was given ... Did you tell them you have absolutely no intention of buying one unless its under 5 grand? I believe you referred to his sales person as a Paki though and were quite disparaging towards him so I await his response with great interest. I will let him know he can add at least another zero onto that, more if he gives me £10k in part ex although as I said its pretty pointless as he won't find one.
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Post by Barry B'stard on Apr 18, 2024 11:57:50 GMT
I've had a reply. Oh dear. Bummed in the face and reported!!
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Post by Dead Monger on Apr 18, 2024 14:32:29 GMT
You havent shown the rest of the forum members where I called Mr Baldwin what you claim? ... Glad youve got in contact with them and lets hope they follow through with the advice I was given ... Did you tell them you have absolutely no intention of buying one unless its under 5 grand? I believe you referred to his sales person as a Paki though and were quite disparaging towards him so I await his response with great interest. I will let him know he can add at least another zero onto that, more if he gives me £10k in part ex although as I said its pretty pointless as he won't find one. Yes I did, after all you say "Paki" so I presume its OK for me to use that word? ... So it wasn't Mr Baldwin I called a "Paki" then but his sales person? ... Im not going to help you again if this is how it ends up ... Ive told you send me proof of funds and given youre a spaz i will sort out the deal for ya, its like you pretty simple ... Take it you wont need a shower in it or cooker but a microwave is a must?
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Post by Dead Monger on Apr 18, 2024 14:34:46 GMT
I've had a reply. Oh dear. Bummed in the face and reported!! Feck "Huddersfield Police" who are they und why havent Baldwins contacted the fuzz in Halifax? ... I think thats fake babe ... Someones trying to scam you
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