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Post by Barry B'stard on Apr 18, 2024 16:38:13 GMT
I've had a reply. Oh dear. Bummed in the face and reported!! Feck "Huddersfield Police" who are they und why havent Baldwins contacted the fuzz in Halifax? ... I think thats fake babe ... Someones trying to scam you Because I told him where you live!
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Post by Barry B'stard on Apr 18, 2024 16:40:28 GMT
I believe you referred to his sales person as a Paki though and were quite disparaging towards him so I await his response with great interest. I will let him know he can add at least another zero onto that, more if he gives me £10k in part ex although as I said its pretty pointless as he won't find one. Yes I did, after all you say "Paki" so I presume its OK for me to use that word? ... So it wasn't Mr Baldwin I called a "Paki" then but his sales person? ... Im not going to help you again if this is how it ends up ... Ive told you send me proof of funds and given youre a spaz i will sort out the deal for ya, its like you pretty simple ... Take it you wont need a shower in it or cooker but a microwave is a must? I've told you I have the funds so whats the problem? get looking! Yes Ill need a shower and a full cooker because as you know we use them all the time being proper off grid campers. Never ever use a microwave. Chop Chop!! You have all you need now. Best not approach Baldwins again though. I think they are taking out a restraining order on you for a kick off.
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Post by Dead Monger on Apr 19, 2024 5:39:45 GMT
Yes I did, after all you say "Paki" so I presume its OK for me to use that word? ... So it wasn't Mr Baldwin I called a "Paki" then but his sales person? ... Im not going to help you again if this is how it ends up ... Ive told you send me proof of funds and given youre a spaz i will sort out the deal for ya, its like you pretty simple ... Take it you wont need a shower in it or cooker but a microwave is a must? I've told you I have the funds so whats the problem? get looking! Yes Ill need a shower and a full cooker because as you know we use them all the time being proper off grid campers. Never ever use a microwave. Chop Chop!! You have all you need now. Best not approach Baldwins again though. I think they are taking out a restraining order on you for a kick off. Well after speaking again to Baldwins apparently theres a ferry coming into Hull on Saturday with a delivery of the ones you want which is a spot of look ... Bit pricey at over £100k but I told them once Ive seen proof you have funds theres a cash deal to be done ... I did say you were being a bit cagey in proving you have the funds but that was prolly down to you not having a drink ... Email over some financial details and we can meet one of the staff at the docks, view them and drive away in one that day if you like it ... Remember dont go straight on a binge Saturday morning as it looks like Ive got you a motor to go Flamborough in ... Its what friends do
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Post by Barry B'stard on Apr 19, 2024 6:51:26 GMT
I've told you I have the funds so whats the problem? get looking! Yes Ill need a shower and a full cooker because as you know we use them all the time being proper off grid campers. Never ever use a microwave. Chop Chop!! You have all you need now. Best not approach Baldwins again though. I think they are taking out a restraining order on you for a kick off. Well after speaking again to Baldwins apparently theres a ferry coming into Hull on Saturday with a delivery of the ones you want which is a spot of look ... Bit pricey at over £100k but I told them once Ive seen proof you have funds theres a cash deal to be done ... I did say you were being a bit cagey in proving you have the funds but that was prolly down to you not having a drink ... Email over some financial details and we can meet one of the staff at the docks, view them and drive away in one that day if you like it ... Remember dont go straight on a binge Saturday morning as it looks like Ive got you a motor to go Flamborough in ... Its what friends do Ah right!! I get it now. You are like one of these Nigerian Scammers. "Just give me your bank account details etc". Just one question. As the only manufacturers that would if they could produce such a van would be British can you explain why they would be coming in on a ferry to Hull please?
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Post by Dead Monger on Apr 19, 2024 8:23:20 GMT
Well after speaking again to Baldwins apparently theres a ferry coming into Hull on Saturday with a delivery of the ones you want which is a spot of look ... Bit pricey at over £100k but I told them once Ive seen proof you have funds theres a cash deal to be done ... I did say you were being a bit cagey in proving you have the funds but that was prolly down to you not having a drink ... Email over some financial details and we can meet one of the staff at the docks, view them and drive away in one that day if you like it ... Remember dont go straight on a binge Saturday morning as it looks like Ive got you a motor to go Flamborough in ... Its what friends do Ah right!! I get it now. You are like one of these Nigerian Scammers. "Just give me your bank account details etc". Just one question. As the only manufacturers that would if they could produce such a van would be British can you explain why they would be coming in on a ferry to Hull please? No scam from me I dont need your piggy bank savings ... As for the motor I presume that since Bwexxy Bwexxy all those Jonny Foreigner types who worked in the factory have "fucked off back" and now its prolly made in Slovenia ... Maybe the workers died of starvation due to crop shortages here, not sure ... Anyway stop stalling lets have the details as Ive got footie tomorrow afternoon so would prefer to get the motor in the morning ... Remember no booze in the morning!
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Post by Barry B'stard on Apr 19, 2024 8:27:47 GMT
Ah right!! I get it now. You are like one of these Nigerian Scammers. "Just give me your bank account details etc". Just one question. As the only manufacturers that would if they could produce such a van would be British can you explain why they would be coming in on a ferry to Hull please? No scam from me I dont need your piggy bank savings ... As for the motor I presume that since Bwexxy Bwexxy all those Jonny Foreigner types who worked in the factory have "fucked off back" and now its prolly made in Slovenia ... Maybe the workers died of starvation due to crop shortages here, not sure ... Anyway stop stalling lets have the details as Ive got footie tomorrow afternoon so would prefer to get the motor in the morning ... Remember no booze in the morning! Having been bummed in the face you are getting rather silly now aren't you? Have the Police been in touch regarding Mr Baldwins complaint yet?
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Post by Dead Monger on Apr 19, 2024 8:30:52 GMT
No scam from me I dont need your piggy bank savings ... As for the motor I presume that since Bwexxy Bwexxy all those Jonny Foreigner types who worked in the factory have "fucked off back" and now its prolly made in Slovenia ... Maybe the workers died of starvation due to crop shortages here, not sure ... Anyway stop stalling lets have the details as Ive got footie tomorrow afternoon so would prefer to get the motor in the morning ... Remember no booze in the morning! Having been bummed in the face you are getting rather silly now aren't you? Have the Police been in touch regarding Mr Baldwins complaint yet? Youre backing out arent you? ... Who'd have thought that would be the case? ... Utter fantasy stuff from ya ... You havent got any plans at all to buy a new motor and youve wasted my time
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Post by Barry B'stard on Apr 19, 2024 8:40:06 GMT
Having been bummed in the face you are getting rather silly now aren't you? Have the Police been in touch regarding Mr Baldwins complaint yet? Youre backing out arent you? ... Who'd have thought that would be the case? ... Utter fantasy stuff from ya ... You havent got any plans at all to buy a new motor and youve wasted my time Oh no!! Not backing out. You have failed to find a suitable van though, lied about contacting a local Motorhomo dealer and managed to get yourself in trouble with the Police for a hate crime instead. Good job.
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Post by Dead Monger on Apr 19, 2024 11:56:23 GMT
Youre backing out arent you? ... Who'd have thought that would be the case? ... Utter fantasy stuff from ya ... You havent got any plans at all to buy a new motor and youve wasted my time Oh no!! Not backing out. You have failed to find a suitable van though, lied about contacting a local Motorhomo dealer and managed to get yourself in trouble with the Police for a hate crime instead. Good job. Take it we arent going to Hull then? ... Dear oh dear ... Is there nothing you wont lie about?
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Post by Barry B'stard on Apr 19, 2024 12:10:27 GMT
Oh no!! Not backing out. You have failed to find a suitable van though, lied about contacting a local Motorhomo dealer and managed to get yourself in trouble with the Police for a hate crime instead. Good job. Take it we arent going to Hull then? ... Dear oh dear ... Is there nothing you wont lie about? Here's an idea. You go to Hull and take a photograph of said motorhomos to my spec and ill let you keep your house and Capri you lost and ill also give you a £10k finders fee! There you go! In front of ten thousand witnesses which is how many are online right now watching this thread.
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Post by Dead Monger on Apr 19, 2024 16:02:45 GMT
Take it we arent going to Hull then? ... Dear oh dear ... Is there nothing you wont lie about? Here's an idea. You go to Hull and take a photograph of said motorhomos to my spec and ill let you keep your house and Capri you lost and ill also give you a £10k finders fee! There you go! In front of ten thousand witnesses which is how many are online right now watching this thread. I make more than that just putting a ladder up on an old biddies house ... Up it to £20K and i'll think about it ... Give your head a tap with that scotch bottle and knock out that daft idea you somehow own my gaffe ... Your guts have fallen out over this sad, sorry episode havent they?
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Post by Barry B'stard on Apr 19, 2024 18:57:28 GMT
Here's an idea. You go to Hull and take a photograph of said motorhomos to my spec and ill let you keep your house and Capri you lost and ill also give you a £10k finders fee! There you go! In front of ten thousand witnesses which is how many are online right now watching this thread. I make more than that just putting a ladder up on an old biddies house ... Up it to £20K and i'll think about it ... Give your head a tap with that scotch bottle and knock out that daft idea you somehow own my gaffe ... Your guts have fallen out over this sad, sorry episode havent they? Lets make it £25k then. Good luck tomorrow. Don't let me down.
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Post by Dead Monger on Apr 20, 2024 5:35:29 GMT
I make more than that just putting a ladder up on an old biddies house ... Up it to £20K and i'll think about it ... Give your head a tap with that scotch bottle and knock out that daft idea you somehow own my gaffe ... Your guts have fallen out over this sad, sorry episode havent they? Lets make it £25k then. Good luck tomorrow. Don't let me down. Sandwiches ready ... Motor ready ... Me ready ... All I need is proof of funds off serial fibber Bongo he has the cash for the purchase and then Im away to Hull ... Hope he doesnt see one of those half drunk bottles of scotch when hes having his left over chips for breakfast or im never getting that proof (not that I am anyway as he has no intention of buying a motor) ... Hope hes not taken his "lifes shit" depression pills or hes going to be in a coma
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Post by Barry B'stard on Apr 20, 2024 8:05:34 GMT
Lets make it £25k then. Good luck tomorrow. Don't let me down. Sandwiches ready ... Motor ready ... Me ready ... All I need is proof of funds off serial fibber Bongo he has the cash for the purchase and then Im away to Hull ... Hope he doesnt see one of those half drunk bottles of scotch when hes having his left over chips for breakfast or im never getting that proof (not that I am anyway as he has no intention of buying a motor) ... Hope hes not taken his "lifes shit" depression pills or hes going to be in a coma Brilliant!! Ok then. This is one of my easy access Investec accounts with some spare change in. Should be enough. Ill lose a bit of interest if I take money out of the fixed plan but you seem so confident you can find me a new Motorhomo to my specific spec I think its worth it. Can't wait to see what you find. Thanks for this.
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Post by Barry B'stard on Apr 20, 2024 17:53:58 GMT
Any update on how it went in Hull today? When can I expect my new van?
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