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Post by Deleted on Apr 26, 2014 18:41:38 GMT
I'm beginning to think I'm out of my depth here! And I wasn't talking about my gatehouse - Barry was talking about his! It's not you who is out of your depth here, Kay, it's dear ol' Tuggles - all that salt water on the brain and all those brawny sailormen have turned him quite peculiar.
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Post by tugboat on Apr 26, 2014 20:27:18 GMT
Am I the only one who is a little intimidated by the picture of Tuggles and his new date. Brave of him to do a selfie and post it. You old git, trying to ruin my reputation over on Fucts, you should be ashamed after all I've done for you!
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Post by joe on Apr 26, 2014 20:33:26 GMT
His boyfriends must be fans of Beckam with those knickers
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Post by Barry B'stard on Apr 26, 2014 20:41:16 GMT
Oooh Look! he is Daphne out of Scooby Doo now! Much better!
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Post by tugboat on Apr 26, 2014 20:45:47 GMT
Shit, I quite fancy myself! Erm, did I say that out loud? Oops!
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Post by Barry B'stard on Apr 26, 2014 20:53:24 GMT
yeah. You are a bit tasty! Cor! I forgive you now for whatever it was that you did wrong! Tutts! You cannot leave as that would mean you would never be able to converse with me again and I cannot be responsible for yet another woman going mental from Barryd withdrawal!
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Post by Kaytutt on Apr 27, 2014 1:45:33 GMT
yeah. You are a bit tasty! Cor! I forgive you now for whatever it was that you did wrong! Tutts! You cannot leave as that would mean you would never be able to converse with me again and I cannot be responsible for yet another woman going mental from Barryd withdrawal! I'd better stay in order to preserve my sanity then Hmmm.....
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Post by tugboat on Apr 27, 2014 8:18:01 GMT
Admin's wet dreams of Welsh pole dancers shall continue. Allegedly. Dirty boy!
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Post by Barry B'stard on Apr 27, 2014 9:01:29 GMT
Admin's wet dreams of Welsh pole dancers shall continue. Allegedly. Dirty boy! Yes my ultimate dream is a welsh bint in a Cockle bonnet and Daphne out of Scooby Doo! Oh how the mighty have fallen! I think I need help.
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Post by GB584 on Apr 27, 2014 10:08:01 GMT
Am I the only one who is a little intimidated by the picture of Tuggles and his new date. Brave of him to do a selfie and post it. You old git, trying to ruin my reputation over on Fucts, you should be ashamed after all I've done for you! Tuggers I humbly apologise for my actions, I had no idea that you had a reputation to maintain on FUCTS (certainly not one that could be so easily damaged). I also thought you'd be too busy faffing around for your trip to notice... Geriatric bumholer
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Post by tugboat on Apr 27, 2014 10:19:16 GMT
That's OK, you're forgiven. Just remember that over on Fucts I'm a legend in my own mind! Thank Goodness Popeye is back, wonder how long for this time. Admin is obviously feeling sorry for me getting all stressed out down here. I seem to be discarding more stuff from the loading list than I'm putting in. Microwave has come out and freed up a large locker. MTB and trailer are not going. No fishing gear. M/C panniers are not going, so wildy shopping will have to be done in smaller loads. What else can I chuck out or not take? How people fit a wife and their stuff into one of these things is beyond me. Worrying about security of lappy, I guess I need one of those lappy safe thingies. What do you rabble use?
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Post by nicholsong on Apr 27, 2014 10:49:19 GMT
That's OK, you're forgiven. Just remember that over on Fucts I'm a legend in my own mind! Thank Goodness Popeye is back, wonder how long for this time. Admin is obviously feeling sorry for me getting all stressed out down here. I seem to be discarding more stuff from the loading list than I'm putting in. Microwave has come out and freed up a large locker. MTB and trailer are not going. No fishing gear. M/C panniers are not going, so wildy shopping will have to be done in smaller loads. What else can I chuck out or not take? How people fit a wife and their stuff into one of these things is beyond me. Worrying about security of lappy, I guess I need one of those lappy safe thingies. What do you rabble use? Wrap it in your cacky longjohns! OR leave it behind and then we can have some peace and insult yyou while you are off-net.
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Post by Barry B'stard on Apr 27, 2014 10:54:10 GMT
That's OK, you're forgiven. Just remember that over on Fucts I'm a legend in my own mind! Thank Goodness Popeye is back, wonder how long for this time. Admin is obviously feeling sorry for me getting all stressed out down here. I seem to be discarding more stuff from the loading list than I'm putting in. Microwave has come out and freed up a large locker. MTB and trailer are not going. No fishing gear. M/C panniers are not going, so wildy shopping will have to be done in smaller loads. What else can I chuck out or not take? How people fit a wife and their stuff into one of these things is beyond me. Worrying about security of lappy, I guess I need one of those lappy safe thingies. What do you rabble use? Dont worry about it. Just make yourself look poor. Dont clean the van and leave a couple of tatty looking £7.99 folding chairs (not matching FFS!) outside the van, a few empty lager cans and an old crumpled copy of Razzle (circa 1984) on the grass and I find people just dont bother robbing you. I will be in charge of security at croft. Just give your keys to me when you arrive and I will ensure not much happens to your pride and joy or your Lappy top.
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Post by tugboat on Apr 27, 2014 12:07:01 GMT
That's OK, you're forgiven. Just remember that over on Fucts I'm a legend in my own mind! Thank Goodness Popeye is back, wonder how long for this time. Admin is obviously feeling sorry for me getting all stressed out down here. I seem to be discarding more stuff from the loading list than I'm putting in. Microwave has come out and freed up a large locker. MTB and trailer are not going. No fishing gear. M/C panniers are not going, so wildy shopping will have to be done in smaller loads. What else can I chuck out or not take? How people fit a wife and their stuff into one of these things is beyond me. Worrying about security of lappy, I guess I need one of those lappy safe thingies. What do you rabble use? Dont worry about it. Just make yourself look poor. Dont clean the van and leave a couple of tatty looking £7.99 folding chairs (not matching FFS!) outside the van, a few empty lager cans and an old crumpled copy of Razzle (circa 1984) on the grass and I find people just dont bother robbing you. I will be in charge of security at croft. Just give your keys to me when you arrive and I will ensure not much happens to your pride and joy or your Lappy top. Yeah, right. You just want to leave a monster gift in my cassette, ya bugger! The bike is now loaded and covered. I am drenched, the April showers are under way with a vengeance down here. Just having a quick bite before taking Madam for a walk. Still got clothes and food stuffs to go in. Did my pillock thing again. I'd left the EHU draped over the drivers mirror to remind me to unhook before shifting the van, but I still forgot. No damage fortunately. I am doing so many stoopid things lately, I am clearly stressed about my first big trip. It's all Barry's fault for organising it! So there.
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Post by Barry B'stard on Apr 27, 2014 12:24:36 GMT
When are you leaving and where are you off first?
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