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Post by Joe66 on Mar 27, 2024 23:13:41 GMT
Chuckle ... How does a pisshead in a small town, a small town he's known for years accidentally go in to a Wetherspoons und then accidentally buy a dwink? ... Hang on don't tell me, let me guess ... Mrs Bongo made you go in before you went for some chips she made you scoff ... Chuckle ... Stop being a Bongo Well firstly Darlo is pretty big, I haven't lived anywhere near it for 24 years, hardly ever go there now and when your walking down the road and see people drinking in a pub do you cross the road to check the sign or just go in? It really worries you doesn't it? 🤣 It worries me that you are spending our subs on devil drink instead of reinvesting it on the forum
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Post by Dead Monger on Mar 28, 2024 7:44:33 GMT
Chuckle ... How does a pisshead in a small town, a small town he's known for years accidentally go in to a Wetherspoons und then accidentally buy a dwink? ... Hang on don't tell me, let me guess ... Mrs Bongo made you go in before you went for some chips she made you scoff ... Chuckle ... Stop being a Bongo Well firstly Darlo is pretty big, I haven't lived anywhere near it for 24 years, hardly ever go there now and when your walking down the road and see people drinking in a pub do you cross the road to check the sign or just go in? It really worries you doesn't it? 🤣 What "worries" me is that you lie over not going into certain pubs and spew vile guff towards the pub groups owner simply because he voted for Brexit ... If you think Darlo is a big town then FFS don't go to the pits or anywhere bigger you'll get all confused ... As for checking the pub sign well yes of course i'd look just like anyone else would ... If you see folk eating food outside anywhere do you just go in everytime thinking it's guna be a chippy? ... Stop fecking lying over sumat so ruddy silly ... You went in quite happily because it's cheap and even in Bongo fairytale world if for once you somehow are telling the truth and you only realised when you'd bought a drink you'd have thrown the drink and walked out as a matter of honour given you despise Dim tim and Brexit voters so ... You lie and you have no principles
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Post by Barry B'stard on Mar 28, 2024 8:58:23 GMT
Well firstly Darlo is pretty big, I haven't lived anywhere near it for 24 years, hardly ever go there now and when your walking down the road and see people drinking in a pub do you cross the road to check the sign or just go in? It really worries you doesn't it? 🤣 What "worries" me is that you lie over not going into certain pubs and spew vile guff towards the pub groups owner simply because he voted for Brexit ... If you think Darlo is a big town then FFS don't go to the pits or anywhere bigger you'll get all confused ... As for checking the pub sign well yes of course i'd look just like anyone else would ... If you see folk eating food outside anywhere do you just go in everytime thinking it's guna be a chippy? ... Stop fecking lying over sumat so ruddy silly ... You went in quite happily because it's cheap and even in Bongo fairytale world if for once you somehow are telling the truth and you only realised when you'd bought a drink you'd have thrown the drink and walked out as a matter of honour given you despise Dim tim and Brexit voters so ... You lie and you have no principles Time for some proper face bumming for you then. Lets look at town sizes to start with. According to the government there are three categories for small medium and large towns and as we can see Darlo falls firmly in the "large" category. Population 108000+. Yes Huddersfield is a bit larger but thats probably because you fit twenty people into one house. I despise Dim Tim Martin not because he simply went out and voted for Brexit, that would be daft. I despise him because he was extremely influential to dimwits and tried to take us down what would have been a catastrophic path, he treat his staff like shit and then shit himself when all the EU workers fucked off and started pleading with the government to let them back in. Cock. Why would you check the sign? Its dark, your walking along a narrow street in the rain and you pass a pub with its doors open and some lairy looking blokes inside drinking. To be fair that should have told me something but you just go in dont you? You dont stop and think, "Ooooh Hang on a minute I had better check to see if this is part of some manky Chain owned by Dim Tim Martin". If however when I realised where I was I had binned off my drink and tried to make a run for it, the game would have been up wouldnt it? I already felt like a thousand angry bitter eyes were staring at the back of my head with a deep loathing. No, I had to grin and bear it. Grunt a bit, look angry, finish my pint and get the fuck out of there looking all hard. So thats how it played out. Consider yourself bummed!
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Post by Barry B'stard on Mar 28, 2024 8:59:18 GMT
Well firstly Darlo is pretty big, I haven't lived anywhere near it for 24 years, hardly ever go there now and when your walking down the road and see people drinking in a pub do you cross the road to check the sign or just go in? It really worries you doesn't it? 🤣 It worries me that you are spending our subs on devil drink instead of reinvesting it on the forum We did invest in a LieOmeter remember. Aldo broke it, went off the scale.
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Post by Dead Monger on Mar 28, 2024 9:22:39 GMT
What "worries" me is that you lie over not going into certain pubs and spew vile guff towards the pub groups owner simply because he voted for Brexit ... If you think Darlo is a big town then FFS don't go to the pits or anywhere bigger you'll get all confused ... As for checking the pub sign well yes of course i'd look just like anyone else would ... If you see folk eating food outside anywhere do you just go in everytime thinking it's guna be a chippy? ... Stop fecking lying over sumat so ruddy silly ... You went in quite happily because it's cheap and even in Bongo fairytale world if for once you somehow are telling the truth and you only realised when you'd bought a drink you'd have thrown the drink and walked out as a matter of honour given you despise Dim tim and Brexit voters so ... You lie and you have no principles Time for some proper face bumming for you then. Lets look at town sizes to start with. According to the government there are three categories for small medium and large towns and as we can see Darlo falls firmly in the "large" category. Population 108000+. Yes Huddersfield is a bit larger but thats probably because you fit twenty people into one house. I despise Dim Tim Martin not because he simply went out and voted for Brexit, that would be daft. I despise him because he was extremely influential to dimwits and tried to take us down what would have been a catastrophic path, he treat his staff like shit and then shit himself when all the EU workers fucked off and started pleading with the government to let them back in. Cock. Why would you check the sign? Its dark, your walking along a narrow street in the rain and you pass a pub with its doors open and some lairy looking blokes inside drinking. To be fair that should have told me something but you just go in dont you? You dont stop and think, "Ooooh Hang on a minute I had better check to see if this is part of some manky Chain owned by Dim Tim Martin". If however when I realised where I was I had binned off my drink and tried to make a run for it, the game would have been up wouldnt it? I already felt like a thousand angry bitter eyes were staring at the back of my head with a deep loathing. No, I had to grin and bear it. Grunt a bit, look angry, finish my pint and get the fuck out of there looking all hard. So thats how it played out. Consider yourself bummed! Lordy ... I'll sum that up ... Huddersfield is as I said bigger so why the waffle? ... Then you confirm you hate Mr Martin because he voted leave, just as you hate all other leave voters und then I can't get through your last guff for laughing, "it's dark, your walking along a narrow street in the rain" ... I've just peed myself ... Hey any streets guna be narrow when you're in it, even the M62 ... Shut up ya silly billy ... You went quite happily in to a Wetherspoons because it's cheap and blabbed away on your forum that you never go in em while forgetting you'd previously told everyone of at least one of your visits ... Now rather than owning it you go all Hollywood ... "Narrow street" that's a fecking pisser and I've just had a quick Google, where's the narrow street? ... How's the diet going porky?
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Post by Dead Monger on Mar 28, 2024 9:23:45 GMT
It worries me that you are spending our subs on devil drink instead of reinvesting it on the forum We did invest in a LieOmeter remember. Aldo broke it, went off the scale. Talking of scales how many you broke of late? ... Weighing scales ... How's it going?
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Post by Barry B'stard on Mar 28, 2024 10:41:56 GMT
Time for some proper face bumming for you then. Lets look at town sizes to start with. According to the government there are three categories for small medium and large towns and as we can see Darlo falls firmly in the "large" category. Population 108000+. Yes Huddersfield is a bit larger but thats probably because you fit twenty people into one house. I despise Dim Tim Martin not because he simply went out and voted for Brexit, that would be daft. I despise him because he was extremely influential to dimwits and tried to take us down what would have been a catastrophic path, he treat his staff like shit and then shit himself when all the EU workers fucked off and started pleading with the government to let them back in. Cock. Why would you check the sign? Its dark, your walking along a narrow street in the rain and you pass a pub with its doors open and some lairy looking blokes inside drinking. To be fair that should have told me something but you just go in dont you? You dont stop and think, "Ooooh Hang on a minute I had better check to see if this is part of some manky Chain owned by Dim Tim Martin". If however when I realised where I was I had binned off my drink and tried to make a run for it, the game would have been up wouldnt it? I already felt like a thousand angry bitter eyes were staring at the back of my head with a deep loathing. No, I had to grin and bear it. Grunt a bit, look angry, finish my pint and get the fuck out of there looking all hard. So thats how it played out. Consider yourself bummed! Lordy ... I'll sum that up ... Huddersfield is as I said bigger so why the waffle? ... Then you confirm you hate Mr Martin because he voted leave, just as you hate all other leave voters und then I can't get through your last guff for laughing, "it's dark, your walking along a narrow street in the rain" ... I've just peed myself ... Hey any streets guna be narrow when you're in it, even the M62 ... Shut up ya silly billy ... You went quite happily in to a Wetherspoons because it's cheap and blabbed away on your forum that you never go in em while forgetting you'd previously told everyone of at least one of your visits ... Now rather than owning it you go all Hollywood ... "Narrow street" that's a fecking pisser and I've just had a quick Google, where's the narrow street? ... How's the diet going porky? I seriously think you just enjoy being bummed. Its a bit worrying and frankly a bit icky. Here you go. A screenshot of the dreadful pub I accidently walked into in the rain one Dark December night. Now I dont know about you but even in broad daylight its not obvious to me that this is one of Dim Tims shitty outlets.
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Post by fastpat on Mar 28, 2024 16:35:01 GMT
I reckon you accidentally went in Barry because its next door to Up and Running which was obviously your intended destination?
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Post by Barry B'stard on Mar 28, 2024 16:40:48 GMT
I reckon you accidentally went in Barry because its next door to Up and Running which was obviously your intended destination? I had to google that. No need to be so feckin Raaaaacist!
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Post by Dead Monger on Mar 28, 2024 17:43:14 GMT
Lordy ... I'll sum that up ... Huddersfield is as I said bigger so why the waffle? ... Then you confirm you hate Mr Martin because he voted leave, just as you hate all other leave voters und then I can't get through your last guff for laughing, "it's dark, your walking along a narrow street in the rain" ... I've just peed myself ... Hey any streets guna be narrow when you're in it, even the M62 ... Shut up ya silly billy ... You went quite happily in to a Wetherspoons because it's cheap and blabbed away on your forum that you never go in em while forgetting you'd previously told everyone of at least one of your visits ... Now rather than owning it you go all Hollywood ... "Narrow street" that's a fecking pisser and I've just had a quick Google, where's the narrow street? ... How's the diet going porky? I seriously think you just enjoy being bummed. Its a bit worrying and frankly a bit icky. Here you go. A screenshot of the dreadful pub I accidently walked into in the rain one Dark December night. Now I dont know about you but even in broad daylight its not obvious to me that this is one of Dim Tims shitty outlets. "Narrow street" ... Where da fucky is the narrow street? ... Looks totally Wetherspoons to moi und even more so inside ... Aren't there two in Darlo? ... How are we expected to believe that's the one you accidentally fell in? ... You hate multimillionaire Dim Tim und his "shitty outlets" but you gladly drink in em ... Chuckle ... I bet you even had some chips your missus made you eat n'all ... Hey how's that diet going? ... You've gone all shy about your weight
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Post by Dead Monger on Mar 28, 2024 17:47:44 GMT
Little note to anyone thinking of going to Beamish und taking a packed lunch ... You don't need to as there are plenty of white, English hospitality staff making and serving grub despite of what some folk claim about hospitality staff shortages ... Even a 1950s chippie there serving chips pre-Brexit style before 2014 ... I realised that Bongo got the inspiration for his bed gloom decor from one of the 1913 pit village homes ... He did a fecking good job copying it
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Post by Barry B'stard on Mar 28, 2024 17:52:52 GMT
I seriously think you just enjoy being bummed. Its a bit worrying and frankly a bit icky. Here you go. A screenshot of the dreadful pub I accidently walked into in the rain one Dark December night. Now I dont know about you but even in broad daylight its not obvious to me that this is one of Dim Tims shitty outlets. "Narrow street" ... Where da fucky is the narrow street? ... Looks totally Wetherspoons to moi und even more so inside ... Aren't there two in Darlo? ... How are we expected to believe that's the one you accidentally fell in? ... You hate multimillionaire Dim Tim und his "shitty outlets" but you gladly drink in em ... Chuckle ... I bet you even had some chips your missus made you eat n'all ... Hey how's that diet going? ... You've gone all shy about your weight PMSL! It just looks like a typical shit pub to me. How can you tell its a Wetherspoons? You have had your pants pulled down yet again havent you? Silly billy. Now your claiming you dont believe thats the pub to try and get out of it. Well the only other one as far as I am aware is right over the other side of town. As I only shop in the top half of the town in those days it cant possibly be any other one can it? Perhaps Dim Tim has decided to disguise some of his crap pubs so normal respectable people like me get lured in accidently. The road its on is quite narrow. Its even called Skinnergate. Thats cos its Skinny you tit. Well that and Skinners used to work in it probably.
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Post by Barry B'stard on Mar 28, 2024 17:54:47 GMT
Little note to anyone thinking of going to Beamish und taking a packed lunch ... You don't need to as there are plenty of white, English hospitality staff making and serving grub despite of what some folk claim about hospitality staff shortages ... Even a 1950s chippie there serving chips pre-Brexit style before 2014 ... I realised that Bongo got the inspiration for his bed gloom decor from one of the 1913 pit village homes ... He did a fecking good job copying it I bet you were right at home back in Raaaaacist Victorian industrial Engerlaaaand!
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Post by Dead Monger on Mar 28, 2024 18:06:24 GMT
"Narrow street" ... Where da fucky is the narrow street? ... Looks totally Wetherspoons to moi und even more so inside ... Aren't there two in Darlo? ... How are we expected to believe that's the one you accidentally fell in? ... You hate multimillionaire Dim Tim und his "shitty outlets" but you gladly drink in em ... Chuckle ... I bet you even had some chips your missus made you eat n'all ... Hey how's that diet going? ... You've gone all shy about your weight PMSL! It just looks like a typical shit pub to me. How can you tell its a Wetherspoons? You have had your pants pulled down yet again havent you? Silly billy. Now your claiming you dont believe thats the pub to try and get out of it. Well the only other one as far as I am aware is right over the other side of town. As I only shop in the top half of the town in those days it cant possibly be any other one can it? Perhaps Dim Tim has decided to disguise some of his crap pubs so normal respectable people like me get lured in accidently. The road its on is quite narrow. Its even called Skinnergate. Thats cos its Skinny you tit. Well that and Skinners used to work in it probably. So you know where the other Wetherspoons is but not that one? ... Give up FFS ... I know you're humongous but babe that street even on that pic ain't narrow ... You had a pint and you've prolly had many in cheap Wetherspoons and you've been caught out and ya don't like it ... Own it princess ... Slurp ... Why have you gone shy about your diet?
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Post by Dead Monger on Mar 28, 2024 18:09:01 GMT
Little note to anyone thinking of going to Beamish und taking a packed lunch ... You don't need to as there are plenty of white, English hospitality staff making and serving grub despite of what some folk claim about hospitality staff shortages ... Even a 1950s chippie there serving chips pre-Brexit style before 2014 ... I realised that Bongo got the inspiration for his bed gloom decor from one of the 1913 pit village homes ... He did a fecking good job copying it I bet you were right at home back in Raaaaacist Victorian industrial Engerlaaaand! I didn't hear anyone scream "fuck off back to where they belong" to anyone ... You only hear that on here I reckon ... You been on the scales today?
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