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Post by Barry B'stard on Mar 30, 2024 17:31:59 GMT
When you are in a hole, its best not to keep digging. Thats a feckin car park down that street which I dont use. I told you the direction of travel right from the start before you pointed out the sign at the opposite end of the pub from where I was walking. Game set and match. Bummed! Oh feck ... Thats it ... Youve parked your car in that car park and gagging for a fecking drink cos the shakes are coming on its Wetherspoons or bust so youve walked up the narrow road from the car park and walked past the Wetherspoons signs happily gone in and necked a few to see you through till the usual big session ... "narrow road" thats an all time classic Slim ... Dont reply babe, please "Don't reply"? Which translates to Ive been bummed yet again by the face bumming master and cant take any more! Why would I park in that car park where you have to pay when I can park down the opposite end where I want to be because the shops I want to use are down there for free with my Spaz pass? Game set and match.
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Post by Dead Monger on Mar 30, 2024 19:24:35 GMT
Oh feck ... Thats it ... Youve parked your car in that car park and gagging for a fecking drink cos the shakes are coming on its Wetherspoons or bust so youve walked up the narrow road from the car park and walked past the Wetherspoons signs happily gone in and necked a few to see you through till the usual big session ... "narrow road" thats an all time classic Slim ... Dont reply babe, please "Don't reply"? Which translates to Ive been bummed yet again by the face bumming master and cant take any more! Why would I park in that car park where you have to pay when I can park down the opposite end where I want to be because the shops I want to use are down there for free with my Spaz pass? Game set and match. So 11 years ago und beyond that you had a "Spaz pass"? ... Stop please, fecking stop right now ... Babe you were still going to the gym, swimming, walking, cycling, kayaking, working and touring around Europe for "six months every year" then and you had a "Spaz pass"? ... WTF ... What the actual feck? ... This should be fun
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Post by Barry B'stard on Mar 30, 2024 21:11:29 GMT
"Don't reply"? Which translates to Ive been bummed yet again by the face bumming master and cant take any more! Why would I park in that car park where you have to pay when I can park down the opposite end where I want to be because the shops I want to use are down there for free with my Spaz pass? Game set and match. So 11 years ago und beyond that you had a "Spaz pass"? ... Stop please, fecking stop right now ... Babe you were still going to the gym, swimming, walking, cycling, kayaking, working and touring around Europe for "six months every year" then and you had a "Spaz pass"? ... WTF ... What the actual feck? ... This should be fun Eh? Who mentioned 11 years ago? Are you on drugs? (Glue again maybe). It was after the Brexit referendum for sure because thats when I admitted for a joke of course that I had accidently gone into a Wetherspoons which was full of lairy angry men and Brexit beer mats but yes I will have had a Spaz pass then. How very racist and extremely homophobic and disablist to assume that people with Blue badges cant go to the gym, swim, cycle, kayak, work or even dafter tour around Europe! Jeeesaz!! Fuck me!! Im for once lost for words.
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Post by Dead Monger on Mar 31, 2024 6:44:21 GMT
So 11 years ago und beyond that you had a "Spaz pass"? ... Stop please, fecking stop right now ... Babe you were still going to the gym, swimming, walking, cycling, kayaking, working and touring around Europe for "six months every year" then and you had a "Spaz pass"? ... WTF ... What the actual feck? ... This should be fun Eh? Who mentioned 11 years ago? Are you on drugs? (Glue again maybe). It was after the Brexit referendum for sure because thats when I admitted for a joke of course that I had accidently gone into a Wetherspoons which was full of lairy angry men and Brexit beer mats but yes I will have had a Spaz pass then. How very racist and extremely homophobic and disablist to assume that people with Blue badges cant go to the gym, swim, cycle, kayak, work or even dafter tour around Europe! Jeeesaz!! Fuck me!! Im for once lost for words. Chuckle ... You can "supposedly" do all those physical activities yet you cant allegedly park in a car park a few hundred metres away from your fave local pub and walk to it down a narrow, dark street? ... Give over ... Babe lets finish it just summing up ... You quite happily went in to Wetherspoons as youve admitted in what you originally posted and you knew it was Wetherspoons before you ordered your Stella but yet rather than admit it we go round and round and round and back again ... Id bet a shed load of money that before your severe depression hit hard that youve been in lots of em because they are cheap ... You line Dim Tims pockets
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Post by Barry B'stard on Mar 31, 2024 10:06:28 GMT
Eh? Who mentioned 11 years ago? Are you on drugs? (Glue again maybe). It was after the Brexit referendum for sure because thats when I admitted for a joke of course that I had accidently gone into a Wetherspoons which was full of lairy angry men and Brexit beer mats but yes I will have had a Spaz pass then. How very racist and extremely homophobic and disablist to assume that people with Blue badges cant go to the gym, swim, cycle, kayak, work or even dafter tour around Europe! Jeeesaz!! Fuck me!! Im for once lost for words. Chuckle ... You can "supposedly" do all those physical activities yet you cant allegedly park in a car park a few hundred metres away from your fave local pub and walk to it down a narrow, dark street? ... Give over ... Babe lets finish it just summing up ... You quite happily went in to Wetherspoons as youve admitted in what you originally posted and you knew it was Wetherspoons before you ordered your Stella but yet rather than admit it we go round and round and round and back again ... Id bet a shed load of money that before your severe depression hit hard that youve been in lots of em because they are cheap ... You line Dim Tims pockets Like I said. Why would I park in a car park you have to pay for when I can park an equal distance away down the other end for free and also where I want to be? I rest my case. You need to get my book! Seeing as its you, I'll send you a free copy.
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Post by Dead Monger on Mar 31, 2024 18:34:22 GMT
Chuckle ... You can "supposedly" do all those physical activities yet you cant allegedly park in a car park a few hundred metres away from your fave local pub and walk to it down a narrow, dark street? ... Give over ... Babe lets finish it just summing up ... You quite happily went in to Wetherspoons as youve admitted in what you originally posted and you knew it was Wetherspoons before you ordered your Stella but yet rather than admit it we go round and round and round and back again ... Id bet a shed load of money that before your severe depression hit hard that youve been in lots of em because they are cheap ... You line Dim Tims pockets Like I said. Why would I park in a car park you have to pay for when I can park an equal distance away down the other end for free and also where I want to be? I rest my case. You need to get my book! Seeing as its you, I'll send you a free copy. Babe I think youve been done, bummed and wheeled away in your biff chariot ... Stop now please ... You now tell us you have disability allowances though you admit to all types of sporting hobbies blah blah blah ... So not just a liar but a big cheat n'all
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Post by Barry B'stard on Mar 31, 2024 20:27:43 GMT
Like I said. Why would I park in a car park you have to pay for when I can park an equal distance away down the other end for free and also where I want to be? I rest my case. You need to get my book! Seeing as its you, I'll send you a free copy. Babe I think youve been done, bummed and wheeled away in your biff chariot ... Stop now please ... You now tell us you have disability allowances though you admit to all types of sporting hobbies blah blah blah ... So not just a liar but a big cheat n'all Eh? On the Glue again? Is a blue badge a disability allowance? You do know you have to be properly assessed for one dont you? They dont just hand them out to any fucker these days. Typical ignorant view of course. You have a blue badge so you cant possibly ride a motorcycle, go swimming, go motorhoming etc etc. Care to explain why?
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Post by Dead Monger on Apr 1, 2024 9:18:01 GMT
Babe I think youve been done, bummed and wheeled away in your biff chariot ... Stop now please ... You now tell us you have disability allowances though you admit to all types of sporting hobbies blah blah blah ... So not just a liar but a big cheat n'all Eh? On the Glue again? Is a blue badge a disability allowance? You do know you have to be properly assessed for one dont you? They dont just hand them out to any fucker these days. Typical ignorant view of course. You have a blue badge so you cant possibly ride a motorcycle, go swimming, go motorhoming etc etc. Care to explain why? Chuckle ... My old FIL was on disability from almost as soon as I started going with my missus ... Had a car parking thing und a key for disabled bogs etc ... He also did scotching jobs all the time babe doing building work ... Same with a miner relative of my missus who hasn't worked for years ... Same with the miners son who's a druggie but on disabled blah blah blah ... A lot of its a load of bolox ... if you'd listened to me and the experts and lost weight and changed your booze und food diet you wouldnt be depressed now would ya? ... Well I suppose you would still be depressed because of Bwexit
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Post by Barry B'stard on Apr 1, 2024 9:36:07 GMT
Eh? On the Glue again? Is a blue badge a disability allowance? You do know you have to be properly assessed for one dont you? They dont just hand them out to any fucker these days. Typical ignorant view of course. You have a blue badge so you cant possibly ride a motorcycle, go swimming, go motorhoming etc etc. Care to explain why? Chuckle ... My old FIL was on disability from almost as soon as I started going with my missus ... Had a car parking thing und a key for disabled bogs etc ... He also did scotching jobs all the time babe doing building work ... Same with a miner relative of my missus who hasn't worked for years ... Same with the miners son who's a druggie but on disabled blah blah blah ... A lot of its a load of bolox ... if you'd listened to me and the experts and lost weight and changed your booze und food diet you wouldnt be depressed now would ya? ... Well I suppose you would still be depressed because of Bwexit Eh? Yet another incoherent rant. So you had some dodgy relatives that abused the Blue Badge system and that proves what exactly? Are you suggesting I dont need one? If so why? This should be good.
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Post by Dead Monger on Apr 1, 2024 10:19:17 GMT
Chuckle ... My old FIL was on disability from almost as soon as I started going with my missus ... Had a car parking thing und a key for disabled bogs etc ... He also did scotching jobs all the time babe doing building work ... Same with a miner relative of my missus who hasn't worked for years ... Same with the miners son who's a druggie but on disabled blah blah blah ... A lot of its a load of bolox ... if you'd listened to me and the experts and lost weight and changed your booze und food diet you wouldnt be depressed now would ya? ... Well I suppose you would still be depressed because of Bwexit Eh? Yet another incoherent rant. So you had some dodgy relatives that abused the Blue Badge system and that proves what exactly? Are you suggesting I dont need one? If so why? This should be good. Eh ... You claimed you "have to be properly assessed" they dont just "hand them out to any fucker" well clearly they do ... I could give more examples but obviously if its upsetting your piles lets leave it ... As for the "incoherent rant" you obviously understood every word of it as your rant after proves ... You are a one ... "lifes shit"
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Post by fastpat on Apr 1, 2024 11:30:47 GMT
Eh? On the Glue again? Is a blue badge a disability allowance? You do know you have to be properly assessed for one dont you? They dont just hand them out to any fucker these days. Typical ignorant view of course. You have a blue badge so you cant possibly ride a motorcycle, go swimming, go motorhoming etc etc. Care to explain why? Chuckle ... My old FIL was on disability from almost as soon as I started going with my missus ... Had a car parking thing und a key for disabled bogs etc ... He also did scotching jobs all the time babe doing building work ... Same with a miner relative of my missus who hasn't worked for years ... Same with the miners son who's a druggie but on disabled blah blah blah ... A lot of its a load of bolox ... if you'd listened to me and the experts and lost weight and changed your booze und food diet you wouldnt be depressed now would ya? ... Well I suppose you would still be depressed because of Bwexit Why is no one surprised that your friends, relatives and acquaintances are all people who abuse a system meant to provide support for those in need of help. Here's a wheelchair user, who has a disability disk in her car, swinging the lead. Still manages to kayak and race her wheelchair against former F1 drivers. news.motability.co.uk/inspiration/from-mountain-biking-to-paralympic-handcycling-across-the-globe-karen-darkes-story/You better dob her into the social.
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Post by Dead Monger on Apr 1, 2024 18:51:18 GMT
Chuckle ... My old FIL was on disability from almost as soon as I started going with my missus ... Had a car parking thing und a key for disabled bogs etc ... He also did scotching jobs all the time babe doing building work ... Same with a miner relative of my missus who hasn't worked for years ... Same with the miners son who's a druggie but on disabled blah blah blah ... A lot of its a load of bolox ... if you'd listened to me and the experts and lost weight and changed your booze und food diet you wouldnt be depressed now would ya? ... Well I suppose you would still be depressed because of Bwexit Why is no one surprised that your friends, relatives and acquaintances are all people who abuse a system meant to provide support for those in need of help. Here's a wheelchair user, who has a disability disk in her car, swinging the lead. Still manages to kayak and race her wheelchair against former F1 drivers. news.motability.co.uk/inspiration/from-mountain-biking-to-paralympic-handcycling-across-the-globe-karen-darkes-story/You better dob her into the social. Blooming heck ... Not my "friends, relatives" or "acquaintances" babe, where did I say that sweet cheeks? ... Thats why you cant be trusted and your Disney fantasy stuff and its why its pointless opening your link as its most likely fibs ... Talking of dobbing folk in remember when you did that on OAL? ... You gotta laugh
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Post by fastpat on Apr 1, 2024 21:33:53 GMT
Blooming heck ... Not my "friends, relatives" or "acquaintances" babe, where did I say that sweet cheeks? ... Thats why you cant be trusted and your Disney fantasy stuff and its why its pointless opening your link as its most likely fibs ... Talking of dobbing folk in remember when you did that on OAL? ... You gotta laugh "Chuckle ... My old FIL was on disability from almost as soon as I started going with my missus ... Had a car parking thing und a key for disabled bogs etc ... He also did scotching jobs all the time babe doing building work ... Same with a miner relative of my missus who hasn't worked for years"
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Post by Barry B'stard on Apr 1, 2024 21:46:34 GMT
Blooming heck ... Not my "friends, relatives" or "acquaintances" babe, where did I say that sweet cheeks? ... Thats why you cant be trusted and your Disney fantasy stuff and its why its pointless opening your link as its most likely fibs ... Talking of dobbing folk in remember when you did that on OAL? ... You gotta laugh "Chuckle ... My old FIL was on disability from almost as soon as I started going with my missus ... Had a car parking thing und a key for disabled bogs etc ... He also did scotching jobs all the time babe doing building work ... Same with a miner relative of my missus who hasn't worked for years" Yeah it kind of helps if you actually look what you just admitted to a few posts earlier.
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Post by Dead Monger on Apr 2, 2024 5:28:36 GMT
Blooming heck ... Not my "friends, relatives" or "acquaintances" babe, where did I say that sweet cheeks? ... Thats why you cant be trusted and your Disney fantasy stuff and its why its pointless opening your link as its most likely fibs ... Talking of dobbing folk in remember when you did that on OAL? ... You gotta laugh "Chuckle ... My old FIL was on disability from almost as soon as I started going with my missus ... Had a car parking thing und a key for disabled bogs etc ... He also did scotching jobs all the time babe doing building work ... Same with a miner relative of my missus who hasn't worked for years" Errr?
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