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Post by Barry B'stard on Mar 28, 2024 18:14:50 GMT
PMSL! It just looks like a typical shit pub to me. How can you tell its a Wetherspoons? You have had your pants pulled down yet again havent you? Silly billy. Now your claiming you dont believe thats the pub to try and get out of it. Well the only other one as far as I am aware is right over the other side of town. As I only shop in the top half of the town in those days it cant possibly be any other one can it? Perhaps Dim Tim has decided to disguise some of his crap pubs so normal respectable people like me get lured in accidently. The road its on is quite narrow. Its even called Skinnergate. Thats cos its Skinny you tit. Well that and Skinners used to work in it probably. So you know where the other Wetherspoons is but not that one? ... Give up FFS ... I know you're humongous but babe that street even on that pic ain't narrow ... You had a pint and you've prolly had many in cheap Wetherspoons and you've been caught out and ya don't like it ... Own it princess ... Slurp ... Why have you gone shy about your diet? Correct! Cos look at the other one. It has a fucking big sign saying Wetherspoons on it. I know its there (nowhere near where I would have been Christmas shopping) cos Ive driven past it. I had no idea the other fucker was a Wetherspoons until it was too late!!! The Brexit Beer mats gave it away but then I couldnt just leg it could I? I had to pretend to fit in otherwise they might have twigged I was a remainer cool Rock God type and not a miserable terminally angry fuckwit. I rest my case.
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Post by Dead Monger on Mar 28, 2024 18:30:31 GMT
Chuckle ... No double chuckle ... You've googled which one looks least Wetherspoonsy und then tried to guff up some story about narrow, dark streets ... It's like sumat off Tales of the Unexpected und then when you realised you were in a Wetherspoons you didn't dare leave .... Come on ... You'll be telling us next Mrs Bongo made you chugg them drinks ... You're a pisshead so you'll know every fecking Darlo boozer ... Why you gone all shy about your diet?
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Post by Barry B'stard on Mar 28, 2024 18:40:11 GMT
Chuckle ... No double chuckle ... You've googled which one looks least Wetherspoonsy und then tried to guff up some story about narrow, dark streets ... It's like sumat off Tales of the Unexpected und then when you realised you were in a Wetherspoons you didn't dare leave .... Come on ... You'll be telling us next Mrs Bongo made you chugg them drinks ... You're a pisshead so you'll know every fecking Darlo boozer ... Why you gone all shy about your diet? I suspect your so used to being dishonest only someone truly so bent could continue to try and squirm out of being bummed in the face with ever more fanciful garbage such as this. Mrs D wasnt there. I told you I was wandering around shopping on my own. I don't know every Darlo boozer. I've not lived there for 24 years. Just take your bumming like a man!!
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Post by Dead Monger on Mar 28, 2024 19:36:12 GMT
Chuckle ... No double chuckle ... You've googled which one looks least Wetherspoonsy und then tried to guff up some story about narrow, dark streets ... It's like sumat off Tales of the Unexpected und then when you realised you were in a Wetherspoons you didn't dare leave .... Come on ... You'll be telling us next Mrs Bongo made you chugg them drinks ... You're a pisshead so you'll know every fecking Darlo boozer ... Why you gone all shy about your diet? I suspect your so used to being dishonest only someone truly so bent could continue to try and squirm out of being bummed in the face with ever more fanciful garbage such as this. Mrs D wasnt there. I told you I was wandering around shopping on my own. I don't know every Darlo boozer. I've not lived there for 24 years. Just take your bumming like a man!! In Bongo world it don't matter wether Mrs Bongo is on the scene or not as she normally gets blamed for stuff in front of millions of fruitcakes viewers ... Of course you know where the pubs are that are owned by someone you despise as you've just admitted to it in a previous post ... You were caught out and ya don't like it ... Tough fat titties ... How come you've gone all quiet on the diet?
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Post by Barry B'stard on Mar 28, 2024 21:10:57 GMT
I suspect your so used to being dishonest only someone truly so bent could continue to try and squirm out of being bummed in the face with ever more fanciful garbage such as this. Mrs D wasnt there. I told you I was wandering around shopping on my own. I don't know every Darlo boozer. I've not lived there for 24 years. Just take your bumming like a man!! In Bongo world it don't matter wether Mrs Bongo is on the scene or not as she normally gets blamed for stuff in front of millions of fruitcakes viewers ... Of course you know where the pubs are that are owned by someone you despise as you've just admitted to it in a previous post ... You were caught out and ya don't like it ... Tough fat titties ... How come you've gone all quiet on the diet? Errr no. I told you. Its quite simple so even you should be able to understand. I know the one on the other side of town is a Wetherspoons as it says Wetherspoons on it and its been one even before I moved here I believe. I have absolutely no idea where Dim Tim has his pubs though and as you cans see from the Evidence thats bummed you in the face no fucker would with the other one I went into accidently as its not signed. Granted it looks shit and not the sort of pub I would go in normally but the doors were open, it was dark so I went in for a pint. Good Job I never asked for a Gin and Tonic or a Penis Colada I say. Fucking hell.
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Post by Dead Monger on Mar 29, 2024 6:51:55 GMT
In Bongo world it don't matter wether Mrs Bongo is on the scene or not as she normally gets blamed for stuff in front of millions of fruitcakes viewers ... Of course you know where the pubs are that are owned by someone you despise as you've just admitted to it in a previous post ... You were caught out and ya don't like it ... Tough fat titties ... How come you've gone all quiet on the diet? Errr no. I told you. Its quite simple so even you should be able to understand. I know the one on the other side of town is a Wetherspoons as it says Wetherspoons on it and its been one even before I moved here I believe. I have absolutely no idea where Dim Tim has his pubs though and as you cans see from the Evidence thats bummed you in the face no fucker would with the other one I went into accidently as its not signed. Granted it looks shit and not the sort of pub I would go in normally but the doors were open, it was dark so I went in for a pint. Good Job I never asked for a Gin and Tonic or a Penis Colada I say. Fucking hell. Girlfriend stop ... Just stop FFS ... It quiet clearly on the blue fascia above the windows and door entrances says Wetherspoons in big fecking letters ... There are big fecking lights that on this mystery dark night would have lit the pub up like a firework ... It's not even on a fecking narrow street like you claim ... Once again I've made you look very, very silly but sadly rather than fessing up you carry on the silliness ... You had a pint and knowing you prolly a lot fecking more in a pub that quite clearly is a Wetherspoons in your local town, a town you've known well all your life ... This is even worse than your utterly bonkers chip denials ... Diet?
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Post by Barry B'stard on Mar 29, 2024 8:21:35 GMT
Errr no. I told you. Its quite simple so even you should be able to understand. I know the one on the other side of town is a Wetherspoons as it says Wetherspoons on it and its been one even before I moved here I believe. I have absolutely no idea where Dim Tim has his pubs though and as you cans see from the Evidence thats bummed you in the face no fucker would with the other one I went into accidently as its not signed. Granted it looks shit and not the sort of pub I would go in normally but the doors were open, it was dark so I went in for a pint. Good Job I never asked for a Gin and Tonic or a Penis Colada I say. Fucking hell. Girlfriend stop ... Just stop FFS ... It quiet clearly on the blue fascia above the windows and door entrances says Wetherspoons in big fecking letters ... There are big fecking lights that on this mystery dark night would have lit the pub up like a firework ... It's not even on a fecking narrow street like you claim ... Once again I've made you look very, very silly but sadly rather than fessing up you carry on the silliness ... You had a pint and knowing you prolly a lot fecking more in a pub that quite clearly is a Wetherspoons in your local town, a town you've known well all your life ... This is even worse than your utterly bonkers chip denials ... Diet? I think the members and viewers can see who is making themselves look silly here. You must have eyes like a Hawk if you can see any reference to Wetherspoons on that photo and you certainly couldnt walking along the same side of the street in the dark in the rain. Tell you what, to cheer you up from being bummed in the face yet again, as its Easter, have some nice hot cross buns I've made for you.
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Post by Dead Monger on Mar 29, 2024 17:57:01 GMT
Girlfriend stop ... Just stop FFS ... It quiet clearly on the blue fascia above the windows and door entrances says Wetherspoons in big fecking letters ... There are big fecking lights that on this mystery dark night would have lit the pub up like a firework ... It's not even on a fecking narrow street like you claim ... Once again I've made you look very, very silly but sadly rather than fessing up you carry on the silliness ... You had a pint and knowing you prolly a lot fecking more in a pub that quite clearly is a Wetherspoons in your local town, a town you've known well all your life ... This is even worse than your utterly bonkers chip denials ... Diet? I think the members and viewers can see who is making themselves look silly here. You must have eyes like a Hawk if you can see any reference to Wetherspoons on that photo and you certainly couldnt walking along the same side of the street in the dark in the rain. Tell you what, to cheer you up from being bummed in the face yet again, as its Easter, have some nice hot cross buns I've made for you. Aye ... You only have the word Wetherspoons in big fecking bold letters twice above the doors and windows ... Plus a great big street lamp that must have a faulty bulb cos you couldn't see it in that (dont laugh) "narrow street" ... Youre looking a tit again ... Its chipgate all over again ... Take a long hard look at where you are babe ... Dont feel you need to reply as I dont think the two remaining members could take it ... www.geograph.org.uk/photo/3227488
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Post by Barry B'stard on Mar 29, 2024 21:40:30 GMT
I think the members and viewers can see who is making themselves look silly here. You must have eyes like a Hawk if you can see any reference to Wetherspoons on that photo and you certainly couldnt walking along the same side of the street in the dark in the rain. Tell you what, to cheer you up from being bummed in the face yet again, as its Easter, have some nice hot cross buns I've made for you. Aye ... You only have the word Wetherspoons in big fecking bold letters twice above the doors and windows ... Plus a great big street lamp that must have a faulty bulb cos you couldn't see it in that (dont laugh) "narrow street" ... Youre looking a tit again ... Its chipgate all over again ... Take a long hard look at where you are babe ... Dont feel you need to reply as I dont think the two remaining members could take it ... www.geograph.org.uk/photo/3227488Fuck me!! You have actually spent your entire day searching for another photo of the same pub from 11 years ago where it does on one side say Wetherspoons! Fuck me!! Who knew? Even on my own photos I still couldnt see it so what chance in the dark and rain? I am afraid though once again you are getting bummed because the shops I shopped at are all of course down the other end of Skinnergate so I approached from the right. There are no signs at all. So here I am wandering along (From the right). I see a pub, the doors are open, no signs from that angle as to what it is. Who cares, its a shit Darlo pub. Bum Titty Bum Titty Face!!
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Post by Dead Monger on Mar 30, 2024 7:33:03 GMT
Aye ... You only have the word Wetherspoons in big fecking bold letters twice above the doors and windows ... Plus a great big street lamp that must have a faulty bulb cos you couldn't see it in that (dont laugh) "narrow street" ... Youre looking a tit again ... Its chipgate all over again ... Take a long hard look at where you are babe ... Dont feel you need to reply as I dont think the two remaining members could take it ... www.geograph.org.uk/photo/3227488Fuck me!! You have actually spent your entire day searching for another photo of the same pub from 11 years ago where it does on one side say Wetherspoons! Fuck me!! Who knew? Even on my own photos I still couldnt see it so what chance in the dark and rain? I am afraid though once again you are getting bummed because the shops I shopped at are all of course down the other end of Skinnergate so I approached from the right. There are no signs at all. So here I am wandering along (From the right). I see a pub, the doors are open, no signs from that angle as to what it is. Who cares, its a shit Darlo pub. Bum Titty Bum Titty Face!! Think Ive hit a nerve ... Wetherspoons name is clear to see, prolly even splattered all over those things on the doors ... No narrow street ... Brightly lit by pub lights and a great big street fecking light straight outside ... Its your home town and you'll know every boozer, youre a fecking humongous pisshead of course you know the cheap boozers ... Its not "chipgate" or "Antisemitegate" its Skinnergate and you dont like it ... Hic ... BTW looking at that pic its pretty fecking obvious the diets not going well if thats only 11 years ago?
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Post by Barry B'stard on Mar 30, 2024 9:27:47 GMT
Fuck me!! You have actually spent your entire day searching for another photo of the same pub from 11 years ago where it does on one side say Wetherspoons! Fuck me!! Who knew? Even on my own photos I still couldnt see it so what chance in the dark and rain? I am afraid though once again you are getting bummed because the shops I shopped at are all of course down the other end of Skinnergate so I approached from the right. There are no signs at all. So here I am wandering along (From the right). I see a pub, the doors are open, no signs from that angle as to what it is. Who cares, its a shit Darlo pub. Bum Titty Bum Titty Face!! Think Ive hit a nerve ... Wetherspoons name is clear to see, prolly even splattered all over those things on the doors ... No narrow street ... Brightly lit by pub lights and a great big street fecking light straight outside ... Its your home town and you'll know every boozer, youre a fecking humongous pisshead of course you know the cheap boozers ... Its not "chipgate" or "Antisemitegate" its Skinnergate and you dont like it ... Hic ... BTW looking at that pic its pretty fecking obvious the diets not going well if thats only 11 years ago? Except no it isn't is it? Nowhere to be seen at all whatsoever as the direction of travel clearly shows. The width of the street really is irrelevant considering the side of the road said Rock God was walking on anyway. Have you considered getting medical help to help you cope with being wrong and to help you accept a Face bumming rather than being in denial all the time? Why would I know where the "Cheap Boozers" are in a town I have not lived in for quarter of a century and why would I want to drink in cheap boozers anyway? Being a Rock Star I prefer to drink in "select" upmarket establishments. That pub certainly wasnt one of them.
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Post by Dead Monger on Mar 30, 2024 9:28:43 GMT
Aye ... You only have the word Wetherspoons in big fecking bold letters twice above the doors and windows ... Plus a great big street lamp that must have a faulty bulb cos you couldn't see it in that (dont laugh) "narrow street" ... Youre looking a tit again ... Its chipgate all over again ... Take a long hard look at where you are babe ... Dont feel you need to reply as I dont think the two remaining members could take it ... www.geograph.org.uk/photo/3227488Fuck me!! You have actually spent your entire day searching for another photo of the same pub from 11 years ago where it does on one side say Wetherspoons! Fuck me!! Who knew? Even on my own photos I still couldnt see it so what chance in the dark and rain? I am afraid though once again you are getting bummed because the shops I shopped at are all of course down the other end of Skinnergate so I approached from the right. There are no signs at all. So here I am wandering along (From the right). I see a pub, the doors are open, no signs from that angle as to what it is. Who cares, its a shit Darlo pub. Bum Titty Bum Titty Face!! Hey Slim ... Looking at that pic youve posted up got me thinking that the only "narrow street" visible is the one to the left of that fine public house ... Its now become obvious you actually walked up that "narrow street" past two great big fecking Wetherspoons signs as the front street even with you in it aint narrow, looks like it could be dark though ... Thats it isnt it, ive rumbled ya fibs? ... Dont feel you need to apologise babe for telling Bongos
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Post by Barry B'stard on Mar 30, 2024 10:10:22 GMT
Fuck me!! You have actually spent your entire day searching for another photo of the same pub from 11 years ago where it does on one side say Wetherspoons! Fuck me!! Who knew? Even on my own photos I still couldnt see it so what chance in the dark and rain? I am afraid though once again you are getting bummed because the shops I shopped at are all of course down the other end of Skinnergate so I approached from the right. There are no signs at all. So here I am wandering along (From the right). I see a pub, the doors are open, no signs from that angle as to what it is. Who cares, its a shit Darlo pub. Bum Titty Bum Titty Face!! Hey Slim ... Looking at that pic youve posted up got me thinking that the only "narrow street" visible is the one to the left of that fine public house ... Its now become obvious you actually walked up that "narrow street" past two great big fecking Wetherspoons signs as the front street even with you in it aint narrow, looks like it could be dark though ... Thats it isnt it, ive rumbled ya fibs? ... Dont feel you need to apologise babe for telling Bongos When you are in a hole, its best not to keep digging. Thats a feckin car park down that street which I dont use. I told you the direction of travel right from the start before you pointed out the sign at the opposite end of the pub from where I was walking. Game set and match. Bummed!
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Post by Barry B'stard on Mar 30, 2024 10:47:07 GMT
Have a look at this Wetherspoons in Huddersfield. This chap clearly cannot be mistaken which pub he has cycled to for a "shandy" and some cardboard chips and battered rat can he?
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Post by Dead Monger on Mar 30, 2024 13:07:41 GMT
Hey Slim ... Looking at that pic youve posted up got me thinking that the only "narrow street" visible is the one to the left of that fine public house ... Its now become obvious you actually walked up that "narrow street" past two great big fecking Wetherspoons signs as the front street even with you in it aint narrow, looks like it could be dark though ... Thats it isnt it, ive rumbled ya fibs? ... Dont feel you need to apologise babe for telling Bongos When you are in a hole, its best not to keep digging. Thats a feckin car park down that street which I dont use. I told you the direction of travel right from the start before you pointed out the sign at the opposite end of the pub from where I was walking. Game set and match. Bummed! Oh feck ... Thats it ... Youve parked your car in that car park and gagging for a fecking drink cos the shakes are coming on its Wetherspoons or bust so youve walked up the narrow road from the car park and walked past the Wetherspoons signs happily gone in and necked a few to see you through till the usual big session ... "narrow road" thats an all time classic Slim ... Dont reply babe, please
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