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Post by Dead Monger on Mar 25, 2024 18:20:45 GMT
... If anyone's thinking of not going to Thirsk because of what Bongo claimed about hospitality staff in the UK all fecking off you've no need to worry ... Plenty of places open and it's not self cook and self serve ... We managed to get lunch served to us by white English folk although it was a bit of a let down food wise ... We then managed to get a pint in Yarm later in the afternoon also ... Don't listen to the haters xx
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Post by Barry B'stard on Mar 25, 2024 18:36:57 GMT
Yarm and Thirsk too posh for the likes of you! Be off with you!
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Post by Dead Monger on Mar 25, 2024 18:57:22 GMT
I didn't see anything "posh" babe ... If you mean Greggs we have a few in Huddersfield
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Post by fastpat on Mar 25, 2024 22:23:38 GMT
I was in Yarm this morning, well paddling on the Tees under the bridge upto Aisalby. You should have said you were going to be there and I'd have stuck around to give you a proper Teesside welcome.
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Post by Dead Monger on Mar 26, 2024 7:31:15 GMT
No thanks ... Feck know's where your fingers have been in the back of that soup shop and I ain't shaking hands with ya ... Yuk ... Double yuk
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Post by Dead Monger on Mar 27, 2024 7:38:15 GMT
If anyone's thinking of having a fine dining experience at the best fish und chips shop in blighty The White Horse Cafe I would give it a miss ... I've had better fish und chips at Wetherspoons ... Soggy fish batter, yuk ... Bongos insides must be nuclear lined to eat that shite
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Post by Barry B'stard on Mar 27, 2024 8:21:00 GMT
If anyone's thinking of having a fine dining experience at the best fish und chips shop in blighty The White Horse Cafe I would give it a miss ... I've had better fish und chips at Wetherspoons ... Soggy fish batter, yuk ... Bongos insides must be nuclear lined to eat that shite Just as well I've not been there for feckin years and years then huh. Probably Brexit fucked it I imagine.
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Post by Dead Monger on Mar 27, 2024 8:50:40 GMT
If anyone's thinking of having a fine dining experience at the best fish und chips shop in blighty The White Horse Cafe I would give it a miss ... I've had better fish und chips at Wetherspoons ... Soggy fish batter, yuk ... Bongos insides must be nuclear lined to eat that shite Just as well I've not been there for feckin years and years then huh. Probably Brexit fucked it I imagine. Be a bit like you never go in Wetherspoons I suppose? ... You think that shites the best in blighty ... Fecking hell
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Post by Barry B'stard on Mar 27, 2024 9:30:40 GMT
Just as well I've not been there for feckin years and years then huh. Probably Brexit fucked it I imagine. Be a bit like you never go in Wetherspoons I suppose? ... You think that shites the best in blighty ... Fecking hell Nope. If you can find where I said the White Horse Chippy in Thirsk is the best in Blighty ill give you a million pounds. I think you are losing your mind in your dotage. The Chippy in Barney was an award winning chippy but even thats gone downhill in recent years. I dont go in wetherspoons either as you know. Do you even know where you are?
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Post by Dead Monger on Mar 27, 2024 12:11:29 GMT
Be a bit like you never go in Wetherspoons I suppose? ... You think that shites the best in blighty ... Fecking hell Nope. If you can find where I said the White Horse Chippy in Thirsk is the best in Blighty ill give you a million pounds. I think you are losing your mind in your dotage. The Chippy in Barney was an award winning chippy but even thats gone downhill in recent years. I dont go in wetherspoons either as you know. Do you even know where you are? You're still pissed from last night ... Hic ... You only go in Wetherspoons when you accidentally fall in wemember ... Give over
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Post by Barry B'stard on Mar 27, 2024 12:53:06 GMT
Nope. If you can find where I said the White Horse Chippy in Thirsk is the best in Blighty ill give you a million pounds. I think you are losing your mind in your dotage. The Chippy in Barney was an award winning chippy but even thats gone downhill in recent years. I dont go in wetherspoons either as you know. Do you even know where you are? You're still pissed from last night ... Hic ... You only go in Wetherspoons when you accidentally fall in wemember ... Give over Yes that is correct. Just the once. Why would I want to go in a Wetherspoons? It seems like you have some kind of obsession to get me to go into Wetherspoons. I would rather drink my own piss and eat a cardboard sandwich than go in one of them so why would you think I would go in one. The nearest one is feckin miles away anyway. Am I missing something? Do tell if I am. See if you can sell the dream to me. Off you pop.
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Post by Dead Monger on Mar 27, 2024 17:32:42 GMT
You're still pissed from last night ... Hic ... You only go in Wetherspoons when you accidentally fall in wemember ... Give over Yes that is correct. Just the once. Why would I want to go in a Wetherspoons? It seems like you have some kind of obsession to get me to go into Wetherspoons. I would rather drink my own piss and eat a cardboard sandwich than go in one of them so why would you think I would go in one. The nearest one is feckin miles away anyway. Am I missing something? Do tell if I am. See if you can sell the dream to me. Off you pop. Girlfriend you claimed for long enough you'd never been in a Wetherspoons ... You can't be trusted, even on eating chips ... The rest of your guff is just a dwunken rant ... BFN
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Post by Barry B'stard on Mar 27, 2024 18:28:54 GMT
Yes that is correct. Just the once. Why would I want to go in a Wetherspoons? It seems like you have some kind of obsession to get me to go into Wetherspoons. I would rather drink my own piss and eat a cardboard sandwich than go in one of them so why would you think I would go in one. The nearest one is feckin miles away anyway. Am I missing something? Do tell if I am. See if you can sell the dream to me. Off you pop. Girlfriend you claimed for long enough you'd never been in a Wetherspoons ... You can't be trusted, even on eating chips ... The rest of your guff is just a dwunken rant ... BFN "claimed"? I simply said I never go in Wetherspoons apart from one dark winters afternoon at Christmas yonks ago when I went in one without realising in Darlo. For some reason for all these years you seem to have had a problem with that. Nobody really knows why.
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Post by Dead Monger on Mar 27, 2024 19:32:07 GMT
Girlfriend you claimed for long enough you'd never been in a Wetherspoons ... You can't be trusted, even on eating chips ... The rest of your guff is just a dwunken rant ... BFN "claimed"? I simply said I never go in Wetherspoons apart from one dark winters afternoon at Christmas yonks ago when I went in one without realising in Darlo. For some reason for all these years you seem to have had a problem with that. Nobody really knows why. Chuckle ... How does a pisshead in a small town, a small town he's known for years accidentally go in to a Wetherspoons und then accidentally buy a dwink? ... Hang on don't tell me, let me guess ... Mrs Bongo made you go in before you went for some chips she made you scoff ... Chuckle ... Stop being a Bongo
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Post by Barry B'stard on Mar 27, 2024 19:59:59 GMT
"claimed"? I simply said I never go in Wetherspoons apart from one dark winters afternoon at Christmas yonks ago when I went in one without realising in Darlo. For some reason for all these years you seem to have had a problem with that. Nobody really knows why. Chuckle ... How does a pisshead in a small town, a small town he's known for years accidentally go in to a Wetherspoons und then accidentally buy a dwink? ... Hang on don't tell me, let me guess ... Mrs Bongo made you go in before you went for some chips she made you scoff ... Chuckle ... Stop being a Bongo Well firstly Darlo is pretty big, I haven't lived anywhere near it for 24 years, hardly ever go there now and when your walking down the road and see people drinking in a pub do you cross the road to check the sign or just go in? It really worries you doesn't it? 🤣
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